The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

lol is the fat man is sponsored by advanced hair hats these days??

 

[African Monkey]

TT, you're a jealous man. Jacques looks very sexy these days.

 

[TheParraboy]

I think TT is talking about Tony Greig tbh...

 

[African Monkey]

Or Shane Warne even

 

[JJ]

lol is the fat man is sponsored by advanced hair hats these days??

thought you lived in the past - Warne's been working with them for ages, hasn't he

 

[Southern Rooster]

Another rescue mission from the worlds best player again today.

 

[TheParraboy]

Australia would be unbeatable if he was batting at no4 for us

 

[Hallatia]

I was expecting this place to go off when Kallis got his double ton, I spared a thought for you guys when I saw it happen (this place and my irl friends who jizz over him too). I am quite disappointed with the lack of celebration here. Was a beautiful moment though and de Villiers looked happier than the great man. I loved the interview with him after the match where he said that he realised how much it meant to everyone else

 

[African Monkey]

We're sorry hallatia. Next time I will blow a load when he does something special which we all know won't be too far away .

 

[hineyrulz]

We're sorry hallatia. Next time I will blow a load when he does something special which we all know won't be too far away .

:lol:

 

[Hallatia]

:lol:century coming up

 

[Fast Eddie]

I was so emotional at the time I couldn't get any words out...or write words out as the case was. And yes yet another hundy coming up for the cricketer of a generation.

 

[TheParraboy]

I was expecting this place to go off when Kallis got his double ton, I spared a thought for you guys when I saw it happen (this place and my irl friends who jizz over him too). I am quite disappointed with the lack of celebration here. Was a beautiful moment though and de Villiers looked happier than the great man. I loved the interview with him after the match where he said that he realised how much it meant to everyone else

well, I got pretty hard and aroused, that I didnt have any hands free to type with

 

[TheParraboy]

 

[Hallatia]

he's still not attractive by any means, but how much better does he look with hair?
It's probably the hair which finally got him the double ton

 

[Fast Eddie]

That's a great hair cut.

 

[TheParraboy]

Looks like he borrowed Dougys piece

 

[TheParraboy]

he's still not attractive by any means, but how much better does he look with hair?
It's probably the hair which finally got him the double ton

Come on Halla, you would let him ravish you in a spa bath wouldnt you?

 

[Hallatia]

my letting him has nothing to do with his looks...
seriously though, I am in love with Morne Morkel, you guys can have Kallis

 

[African Monkey]

my letting him has nothing to do with his looks...
seriously though, I am in love with Morne Morkel, you guys can have Kallis

Ok we'll happily keep the greatest player of all-time