The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

Happy birthday Jacques

 

[TheParraboy]

http://www.cricinfo.com/pakistan-v-south-africa-2010/content/current/story/486107.html

Kallis 83 and 3/30 in a man of the match performance to seal a 3-2 series victory to South Africa v Pakistan. Without Jacques Pakistan win it

Im in awe

 

[TheParraboy]

Jacques has just blastered his 36th test ton vs Pakistan

wow, he is in sublime form atm tbh...

 

[African Monkey]

Yep the man continues to get better and better with age.

All hail the great man.

 

[JJ]

37 centuries at 55.94, 265 wickets at 31.73, 156 catches...

GREATNESS personified

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Yep the man continues to get better and better with age.

All hail the great man.

He gets fatter aswell. His double chins have double chins.

 

[hineyrulz]

Haters gunna hate, Jaques is a modern age marvel.

 

[Manu Vatuvei]

His test batting record is actually looking better than Sachin's now isn't it? And this coming from a bloke from a country noted for seam bowler friendly conditions.....

 

[TheParraboy]

cant wait to see him again in about 14 months time

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I'll have to sit near the Saffers again so Kallis can block the sun for me...again

 

[TheParraboy]

I'll have to sit near the Saffers again so Kallis can block the sun for me...again

he is going to run sunscreen lotion on you??

what a kind hearted champion

 

[hineyrulz]

We need to start a Peter Siddle appreciation thread.

 

[Mr Angry]

His test batting record is actually looking better than Sachin's now isn't it? And this coming from a bloke from a country noted for seam bowler friendly conditions.....

Not quite, but not far off. Truly a world class batsmen, and keeps getting handy wickets.

One the best test players of his generation.

 

[TheParraboy]

We need to start a Peter Siddle appreciation thread.

We have Peter siddle the magnificent thread

 

[hineyrulz]

We have Peter siddle the magnificent thread

It will do

 

[African Monkey]

He gets fatter aswell. His double chins have double chins.

Mate, the man is in not only the best form of his life (when isn't he?), but he is also in the best shape of his life.

The man is just so great, infact, he's greater than great

 

[TheParraboy]

I think TT made a typo as per usual, I think he meant Jacques always has two chicks instead of two chins

 

[hineyrulz]

What can't the great man do????

 

[ANTiLAG]

I think the skirt is unflattering for the girl in the centre.

Christ those 2 look high maintenance let alone imagining the credit card bills they'd run up. Still if you're with a girl who can make yourself look that ugly maybe its worth it. I mean Jacques aint a pretty boy at the best of times but he looks like Frankensteins creation next to those 2.

 

[African Monkey]

What can't the great man do????

Exactly. I'm starting to question whether the man is human or not.