*pats LF on the head*
There there little man.
No one mentioned you and because you're king of the universe your ego was bruised, so you came in and mentioned yourself. And the bruises healed up for a seond...
We understand mate, it's from the "Twerp's Guide to looking like a big man on the internet" handbook and you're running it play by play.
1. Mention yourself in glowing terms.
2. Get offended when people rubbish you for doing #1.
3. Tell your life story.
4. Say it was all a gee up.
By the way, number 5 is ...... self-immolation.
When you're ready.