The Man Thread

[Misanthrope]

Women are so funny. Seriously, let's take a moment to thank God for making them so pointlessly emotional and unpredictable. Bless their cotton socks.

 

[Stranger]

IAN HOW DARE YOU RUIN A PRICELESS JOKE!

Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist

 

[The_Joey_Show]

Does anyone else get the feeling that this thread is becoming less a "Classic Quotes" thread and more a "Jokes bagging out on women" thread??

Not complaining, just saying...

 

[Misanthrope]

It's my thread, so I say - bring on the women bashing! :lol:

 

[Parki]

I'd love to be think like that but without all those flys and death" - Mariah Carey

Huh?

 

[iangsbiggestfan]

Don't bother trying to decipher his inane verbal ejaculation. I don't think even he knows what he's talking about sometimes. Turn back, Parki, turn back! You'll find no wisdom here.

 

[Parki]

Don't bother trying to decipher his inane verbal ejaculation. I don't think even he knows what he's talking about sometimes. Turn back, Parki, turn back! You'll find no wisdom here.
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Oh god

HUH?

 

[IanG]

Huh?

I think I'm only paraphrasing but that's the jist of that quote. It's a rather famous one of hers.

 

[Parki]

yeah and it makes next to no sense

I think you paraphrased the whole point of it out....can you explain it?

 

[IanG]

Basically it was a referance to starving African Children

 

[les norton]

Swap thin for think and you have the quote.

Shame on you for such a preposterous thread.

We are the smarter, stronger, more emotionally balanced of the sexes.

Those who cannot compare...Mock.

 

[Stranger]

We are the smarter, stronger, more emotionally balanced of the sexes.

:lol::lol::lol:

So girls do have a sense of humor?

 

[IanG]

"What do you call it when a bunch of Saddam Hussain's Lawyers drive over a cliff? A Start" John Laws

 

[gumbi]

How do you know if your wife has died?

The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up.

 

[Misanthrope]

We are the smarter, stronger, more emotionally balanced of the sexes.

Child birth pain is a myth made up by women so they can milk a few weeks sympathy.

 

[les norton]

hahahahahaha

CWB - i had no idea you were so funny/ stupid/ suicidal...

Silly boy. It is a proven fact that women have a much higher pain threshold than men. Live with it.

 

[garden fairy]

Bushy, remind me next time I see you to kick you in the nuts. Then times it by a million and you still won't come near how much pain childbirth is...

 

[Stranger]

because you know Garden Fairy?

Please... ;-)

 

[les norton]

Just make sure you do it hard...then again 10 minutes later...then again 10 minutes...then bring it down to around 8...closer together...a few more kicks. The maybe see how he would like to push a lemon out of it after all that for good measure...



Funtimes for all....

 

[RABK]

Les!!!!! :O

:LOL: