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Bushy, remind me next time I see you to kick you in the nuts. Then times it by a million and you still won't come near how much pain childbirth is...
And you know what it feels like to be kicked in the testicles how? Something you're not telling us ;-)
Don't get me started on period pain. That's just a code name for 'allotted time frame within which I can be a complete cow and not worry about consequences'.
NOTE: And I say all of this for my own amusement, and not out of any genuine belief in it. I just love how proud of the whole thing women seem to be. I can pee standing up, whoop-de-doo.