The Ricky Stuart myth

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Sounds about right.

 

[Diesel]

Agreed

 

[umina panther]

Spot on AG

 

[Spot On]

Me stupid,your the stupid merkin that thinks Stuart is going to good for your mob :lol::lol: You were most probaly one of these dumb merkins that was pumped up when Kearney signed on at the expense of DA!

Have a look back through the Ben Roberts thread in the Eels forum. It's an old one now but there were plenty who thought he was going to be a great buy as well.:crazy:

 

[firechild]

Watching Loudy's meltdown is almost as much fun as watching Parra pick up back-to-back spoons. :lol:

 

[BDR]

Supercoach's 5 year plan.

Year 1: Give up on the season because he doesn't like the players he knew were there when he signed. Finish 16th.

Year 2: Blame the referees. Finish 16th.
Year 3: The eels play the most boring football in the history of the game and climb to 8th on the ladder. Supercoach signs a ten year extension before the eels are beaten 70-2 by poor refereeing in the first week of the finals.
Year 4: supercoach drops his 15th halfback to reserve grade as the referees and his players conspire to ruin his coaching record. Finish 16th
Year 5: With a 0-19 record to the season Supercoach is sacked by the eels and replaced by SpongeBob Squarepants. A bitter Supercoach blames the board, the players, the refs, the scoreboard attendent at Parra stadium, his coaching staff, the fans, God, his neighbours pet poodle who kept him up at night, Buddha and the parramatta cheer girls for his lack of results/sacking. Parramatta pay out the remaining 12 years of his contract. Finish 15h after SpongeBob gets them on a late surge of 5 wins in a row.

You forgot:

Year 6: New coach gives up on the season because he doesn't like the players. Finish 16th.

 

[Mr Saab]

For a former halback who is considered in the top 10 all time in that position, he is rubbish as far as mentoring his teams halfbacks.
He has had no success in improving any halfback he has coached since the days of Brett Finch...until now with Sandow

 

[betcats]

A lot of great naturally gifted players have been poor coaches, how do you coach greatness into someone that doesnt have it?

 

[Pierced Soul]

I look forward to seeing AG's post brought up annually. i have a strong suspicion it will be right on the mark :lol:

 

[dogslife]

Supercoach's 5 year plan.

Year 1: Give up on the season because he doesn't like the players he knew were there when he signed. Finish 16th.

Year 2: Blame the referees. Finish 16th.
Year 3: The eels play the most boring football in the history of the game and climb to 8th on the ladder. Supercoach signs a ten year extension before the eels are beaten 70-2 by poor refereeing in the first week of the finals.
Year 4: supercoach drops his 15th halfback to reserve grade as the referees and his players conspire to ruin his coaching record. Finish 16th
Year 5: With a 0-19 record to the season Supercoach is sacked by the eels and replaced by SpongeBob Squarepants. A bitter Supercoach blames the board, the players, the refs, the scoreboard attendent at Parra stadium, his coaching staff, the fans, God, his neighbours pet poodle who kept him up at night, Buddha and the parramatta cheer girls for his lack of results/sacking. Parramatta pay out the remaining 12 years of his contract. Finish 15h after SpongeBob gets them on a late surge of 5 wins in a row.

f**k I hope the Eels let him get to a 5th year

 

[Someone]

Supercoach's 5 year plan.

Year 1: Give up on the season because he doesn't like the players he knew were there when he signed. Finish 16th.

Year 2: Blame the referees. Finish 16th.
Year 3: The eels play the most boring football in the history of the game and climb to 8th on the ladder. Supercoach signs a ten year extension before the eels are beaten 70-2 by poor refereeing in the first week of the finals.
Year 4: supercoach drops his 15th halfback to reserve grade as the referees and his players conspire to ruin his coaching record. Finish 16th
Year 5: With a 0-19 record to the season Supercoach is sacked by the eels and replaced by SpongeBob Squarepants. A bitter Supercoach blames the board, the players, the refs, the scoreboard attendent at Parra stadium, his coaching staff, the fans, God, his neighbours pet poodle who kept him up at night, Buddha and the parramatta cheer girls for his lack of results/sacking. Parramatta pay out the remaining 12 years of his contract. Finish 15h after SpongeBob gets them on a late surge of 5 wins in a row.

Gotta say, dogslife achieves the same result with a single sentence.

you just carry on. and yes, before you say it, carry on just like dicky boohurt.

 

[gronkathon]

If the Eels cant beat the Tigers with their best player back and the Wests Tigers two best players out and Marshall not giving a shit it will be epic lol's on Sticky

 

[dogslife]

Good to see Willie Tonga get rewarded for his fine form in the physio room

 

[carcharias]

If the Eels cant beat the Tigers with their best player back and the Wests Tigers two best players out and Marshall not giving a shit it will be epic lol's on Sticky

I agree
There is talk of potter getting rissoled ... But if the eels
lose this one, then that farker should quit on the spot.

This is virtually an unlosable game for the eels.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Gotta say, dogslife achieves the same result with a single sentence.

you just carry on. and yes, before you say it, carry on just like dicky boohurt.

Oak. Kay.

 

[Newcastlerabbit]

Good to see Willie Tonga get rewarded for his fine form in the physio room

Massive show of faith from the so called super coach.

 

[ek999]

Supercoach with a genius selection idea now

3.30pm UPDATE: Jarryd Hayne (hamstring) will make his return from injury at five-eighth, with Ben Roberts moving to centre and Willie Tonga out.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/round-22-nrl-late-mail/story-fni3fbgz-1226693750636

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Don't worry. In two years time, after he's had his way with recruitment, he'll have back rowers in the team filling every position from the centres inward.

I bet he's waiting for Dave Taylor's contract to expire so he can have his 130kg half.

Ricky loves to stack his team chock full of small forwards / second rowers and then just have them try to tackle their way to a win.

It's his classic game plan.

 

[Loudstrat]

Me stupid,your the stupid merkin that thinks Stuart is going to good for your mob :lol::lol: You were most probaly one of these dumb merkins that was pumped up when Kearney signed on at the expense of DA!

I think all that any Parra fans have said is that he's better than Kearney.

That fact that you and the other dud chromesome carriers perfer Kearney speaks volumes.

I get Always Tard's obsession. Seeing Sticky struggle with a team of reggies takes away the pain of watching a potential top 4 squad gradually leak to Kogarah, while David "Job For Life" Furner's game plan aims at having the most kickoffs. :lol:

Neither Parra, nor Sticky, has ever been as sh*t as that.

Face it, you are butthurt that the Raiders big bid for Sticky, including that gun squad, failed because he preferred to rebuld a wooden spoon club with a stack of players leaving! :lol::lol:

Only 29 more losses before Furner's contract is threatened. Unless you get your dream coach Kearney!

 

[Loudstrat]

Well Ricky Stuart is a last start winner, unlike David "64 point flogging" Furner, Michael "I cant coach unless GI is playing" Maguire, and the coach you all bone up on because you think he is Jack Gibson and Justin Bieber combined - you beloved supercoach Steven Kearney :lol::lol: