The Stand up that is Mary"great onliners"

[The Silverdale Phantom]

My favourite is after he backstabbed price and took over he said he wanted to finish the job price had started at the club. FMD, And this guy got a 2 year extension in April?!

Well he’s almost fekked the club completely, the job I suppose price had started...

It’s just that it’s taking longer with Mary.

 

[St Hope]

His delivery of this gem left fans with sore ribs
"Our results in 2016 were not acceptable and no one within the Club is happy or comfortable with our results and inconsistent performances this year," said McGregor
And he delivered in spades rocketing up the ladder from 11th to a season ending 9th .

 

[possm]

His delivery of this gem left fans with sore ribs
"Our results in 2016 were not acceptable and no one within the Club is happy or comfortable with our results and inconsistent performances this year," said McGregor
And he delivered in spades rocketing up the ladder from 11th to a season ending 9th .

The coach is incompetent but don't blame the coach along for this mess. The SGI Board, CEO and various football staff are all to blame; especially those in the old boys club.

 

[Blood Shot Eyes]

His delivery of this gem left fans with sore ribs
"Our results in 2016 were not acceptable and no one within the Club is happy or comfortable with our results and inconsistent performances this year," said McGregor
And he delivered in spades rocketing up the ladder from 11th to a season ending 9th .

So If in his words 2016 wasnt acceptable.....we wait with bated breath to see what he will label 2019 then

 

[BLM01]

Another Maryism
"I am happy we kept them to below 16"

 

[to_ddeath]

My favourite is after he backstabbed price and took over he said he wanted to finish the job price had started at the club. FMD, And this guy got a 2 year extension in April?!

Remember him claiming that he ‘inherited a mess’....what does the spaz call this now??
Insert excuses here...

 

[avocado]

“We all know Hunty can nine”

Speak english you flog.

 

[to_ddeath]

“We all know Hunty can nine”

Speak english you flog.

We all know Mehry can't bench....

 

[Jersey No 14]

Funniest for me is ‘I’m a first grade coach’. Cracks me up every single time.

On ya Kenworth

 

[St Hope]

There's an old proverb that very much applies to Mary.

"A wise man knows much but says little, a fool knows little and says far to much"

The other one he should practice is
"It is better to be thought a fool that open your mouth and confirm it "

 

[Life's Good]

So If in his words 2016 wasnt acceptable.....we wait with bated breath to see what he will label 2019 then

He'll claim how 'excited' he is for 2019 based on jagging a couple of late season wins vs. the Titans. He was excited when we lost to the Sharks so the inevitable low bar of expectation has now been set in place in that head of his.

 

[BLM01]

Another one "Dragons footy"

 

[BLM01]

The coach is incompetent but don't blame the coach along for this mess. The SGI Board, CEO and various football staff are all to blame; especially those in the old boys club.

True Possm..I blame Millward for everything.

 

[to_ddeath]

He'll claim how 'excited' he is for 2019 based on jagging a couple of late season wins vs. the Titans. He was excited when we lost to the Sharks so the inevitable low bar of expectation has now been set in place in that head of his.

‘Some supporters expect us to win every game...’...unless my wording isn’t correct on that one.

 

[blacksafake]

My favourite is after he backstabbed price and took over he said he wanted to finish the job price had started at the club. FMD, And this guy got a 2 year extension in April?!

Well he’s doing a great job.
Price started f**king the side & L plates continuing.

 

[St Hope]

I will pre-empt the great man .
Although it isn't a Mary original I am sure he will customise it something like this for extra laughs.
"Weve got nothing to lose we are playing for Dragon pride"

 

[Forbes Creek Dragons]

The tries from kicks one gets me every time from old tow ball head, we are allowed to score off them too...

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The tries from kicks one gets me every time from old tow ball head, we are allowed to score off them too...

Yeah it was deeply unsettling.

The message was that totally legal tries from kicks are somehow unexpected, rare, indefensible and unfair in some way.

Bizarre thought processes to think anyone would take such a submission seriously.

I’d be wondering too whether or this is an expression of some underlying mental health issues that people here have touched upon.

When you reach out for and subscribe to explanations that are so irrational and out there, there’s something amiss

In all fairness to Mary, the pressure from consistent failure is obviously chewing him up inside and his continued participation as coach is a clear mental health risk.

He needs to take a break.

 

[Paddles]

Remember 'our character is our D'? Haven't heard that old chestnut for a while.

 

[BLM01]

"Dont take it out on the players and leave them alone a little bit" "take your frustrations out on me"

Message to Mary...we are and have been for quite some time