The Stand up that is Mary"great onliners"

[Paddles]

"at the moment I’m broken in my thoughts a little bit"

source: https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/dr...mcinnes-to-miss-12-weeks-20200218-p541wi.html

 

[muzby]

"at the moment I’m broken in my thoughts a little bit"

source: https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/dr...mcinnes-to-miss-12-weeks-20200218-p541wi.html

Full credit to Mary though, he’s indicating he now has multiple thoughts instead of just one..

 

[hewi]

Well this will test the brains trust. Luke to starting hooker, who takes his place on the bench , who is Captain? For me it’s Lovodua to the bench and Frizell Captain.

 

[muzby]

Well this will test the brains trust. Luke to starting hooker, who takes his place on the bench , who is Captain? For me it’s Lovodua to the bench and Frizell Captain.

Nope, Friz can’t be captain.. He misses too many games due to being injury prone (plus origin duties), and even when playing he gets subbed off.

Your captain should be:

• The first guy picked every week
• Able to play 80 mins
• Happy to rip into his teammates after the opposition score a try
• A spokesperson on for the coach on the field

There really is only one choice.


Aitken (c)

 

[redandwhite4evr]

Nope, Friz can’t be captain.. He misses too many games due to being injury prone (plus origin duties), and even when playing he gets subbed off.

Your captain should be:

• The first guy picked every week
• Able to play 80 mins
• Happy to rip into his teammates after the opposition score a try
• A spokesperson on for the coach on the field

There really is only one choice.


Aitken (c)

Plus he can keep a straight face when sitting next to Mary at post match press conferences-he believes Mary's BS.

 

[BLM01]

Full credit to Mary though, he’s indicating he now has multiple thoughts instead of just one..

Now Mary is the “Riddler”. FFS. No wonder the poor players have no idea what to do watching his white board and listening to his Churchillian speeches and prophecies

 

[Old Kogarah Boy 1]

Our CEO is Marcel Marceau.

Our Coach is a serial fraudster who should be charged for Impersonating an nrl coach.

The board should be brought before ASIC to explain to club investors ( we fans ) all inexplicable actions made to date, including the rehiring of BJ as ceo and McGregor as coach.

The one thing l know is we fans are treated like mushrooms.
We’re kept in the dark and fed bullish!t.

Apart from that, everything is just cosy.

 

[blacksafake]

He apparently said after the nines that the Dragons were back.
If so he's started the year well

 

[Old Kogarah Boy 1]

He apparently said after the nines that the Dragons were back.
If so he's started the year well

Yeah....... back in the crapola.