The Worst Movies you have ever seen!

[Cliffhanger]

WTF? Mortal Kombat 1 is not awful it's actually pretty good for a video game film

Lol, even the Power Rangers movie was easier to sit through. As for video game films it was worse even than Max Payne and that film was shit.

Prince of Persia was a good video game film. Creaters of Unchartered take note.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Yeah, no. It followed the original games storyline and threw in a bit of the second to spice it up. MK was awesome.

Limitless also belongs in the hall of fame of shit films I've watched.

 

[afinalsin666]

'Meet the Spartans' is so far the only movie I have stopped watching within the first half hour. You would have to be really geniused to think it was a funny movie.

I think that bastard took 5 years off my life with its soul crushing attempts at humor. You know they just said "f*ck it, let's just throw some youtube movies in it and call it a day" after writing the script for a half hour. The guys who made this should be crucified. I downloaded the movie and i still want my goddamn money back. This movie gives kittens cancer. I really can't state just how much i hate this movie.

 

[Danish]

Epic movie has to be the worst movie I've ever tried to watch.

Literally turned it off about 5 minutes in, if that. I think there was an indian guy eating fried rat or some shit when I hit eject.

I took the disc, opened the balcony door and launched that thing into the next suburb.

It was miscarriage-inducing

 

[legend]

Madunit, I need to know why you voted Wedding Crashers as one of the worst movies you have ever seen.

I love that movie. It has so many funny bits. The scene at the dinner table is awesome.

 

[adamkungl]

Madunit, I need to know why you voted Wedding Crashers as one of the worst movies you have ever seen.

I love that movie. It has so many funny bits. The scene at the dinner table is awesome.

and breasts!

 

[Danish]

Madunit, I need to know why you voted Wedding Crashers as one of the worst movies you have ever seen.

I love that movie. It has so many funny bits. The scene at the dinner table is awesome.

Wedding Crashers is an annoying movie because the title is an absolute all out lie.

They crash weddings for a total of 3-4 minutes in the opening montage, then spend the rest of the movie in a standard rom-com staying on a freaking island for some reason.

 

[Knightmare]

I think that bastard took 5 years off my life with its soul crushing attempts at humor. You know they just said "f*ck it, let's just throw some youtube movies in it and call it a day" after writing the script for a half hour. The guys who made this should be crucified. I downloaded the movie and i still want my goddamn money back. This movie gives kittens cancer. I really can't state just how much i hate this movie.

Thankfully I was at a mates' place high as a kite and looking for some light-hearted entertainment, so I didn't pay a cent for it. It says a lot when even a baked person can go "This isn't funny at all- this is shit!"

I struggled to think who would laugh at this movie, and then it came to me. These are the same sort of people who think wearing novelty shirts like 'The Man. The Legend' make them funny, STILL get a kick out of watching that 'Leave Britney alone!' youtube clip, and tell "Your momma's so fat" jokes that were getting long in the tooth by 1999. Basically, the worst kind of social geniuss...

 

[BLKOUT!]

The Room.

It is however also the best movie I've ever seen.

 

[mackdadday]

Good ol' meet the Spartans. i was kerplunkedand watching with two ladies. every time i went to the kitchen for a beer they fast forwarded 20 minutes. whole movie was about 15 minutes finally for me 15 minutes too much.

 

[Caged Panther]

For me personally it has to be The Human Centipede.

It was disgusting on so many levels and apart from the concept of The Human Centipede it wasn't the least bit creative. The last hour of the movie was pointless I think it was just an excuse to disgust everyone. But there really was no interesting turns or anything, you just had to watch them shit into eachother's mouths.

You'll be happy to know they've made a sequel then.

Starship Troopers 2 is terrible.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah I know, this time it's like 12 people. I don't want to watch it but I think I am going to have to

We Own the Night is a terrible movie.

 

[snoozer]

Starship Troopers 2 is terrible.

aint that the truth!

would come close to the worst movie ever.
i actually have a copy of starship troopers 3 and i'm too scared to watch it.

 

[Caged Panther]

aint that the truth!

would come close to the worst movie ever.
i actually have a copy of starship troopers 3 and i'm too scared to watch it.

I've not seen it myself but I hear your fears are well founded.

Just thought of another movie that deserves a mention. Valkyrie, whoever thought it was a good idea to cast Cruise in the role of a German officer with the guts to attempt to assassinate Hitler deserves to be assassinated themselves

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Id like to say this movie is the worst ever

 

[Silent Knight]

Jaws: The Revenge is a steaming pile of s***. Get a load of this crap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4RnS8iegb0

A shark that leaps out of the ocean and roars (yes roars), they have a bit of a flashback to Chief Brody and then the dumbass shark impales itself on a mast and explodes!

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Vampires Suck made my top 10.

I put up with about 20 minutes, that was plenty.

 

[hellteam]

Invictus. Absolutely horrible.

 

[Jason Maher]

Meet the Spartans is dross, as are all the other spoof movies in the same series (I think Scary Movie was the first one). None of them are the least bit funny, probably because Americans tend to fail hard at satire and parody.

Grease 2 also deserves a mention. Hideously bad.

 

[Bulldog Force]

In the cinemas, it has to be Vanilla Sky. As for on tv... too many countless stupid movies that didn't even have me tuned in until the first commercial break!