The Worst Movies you have ever seen!

[Ram Man]

Son of Mask was the biggest piece of $hit I have ever seen..
Just Friends
Vanilla Sky

Cant think of anymore, because I get too angry talking about Son of Mask

 

[Bulldog Force]

Vanilla Sky.

 

[Zoidberg]

Scott Pilgrim vs the World ugh

 

[adamkungl]

Miami Vice. The only movie I've ever walked out of after paying for
American Pie: Band Camp. Awful....not funny at all
Date Movie. See above.

 

[Johns Magic]

The Love Guru was one of the most desperate comedies I've seen. It just tried so hard to be absurd but failed on just about every level.

Actually scratch Bubble Boy, because Love Guru was the worst I've ever seen. Holy shit that was terrible.

Juno - Smarmy lead character surrounded by unrealistic 'hip' parents and arseholes. Nothing about this movie was enjoyable and I couldn't believe how the lead took no responsibility for breaking up that relationship between Garner's and Bateman's characters. Sure, they weren't right for each other but she spent about 3/4's of the movie flirting with the guy only to suddenly become this moral guardian when he makes a move.

Yeah that was a bit weird but overall I enjoyed Juno. Though yes, she was a major wank.

 

[legend]

Tron Legacy was awful.

I think one George Clooney was in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

 

[legend]

Mistake, George was in the sequel. :lol:

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Recently "The Relic" watched 30 mins and almost rang foxtel to demand a refund of that 30 mins off my bill.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Then why the hell did you nominate it?

Just lost it when I read that, mate its Ian why does he do anything:lol::lol:

 

[El Diablo]

I'd throw Titanic in the mix as well but I've never seen it

the prophet has spoken

 

[madunit]

Contact

Johnny Get Your Gun

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

The Wedding Crashers

Going Overboard

Down To Earth (Chris Rock version)

 

[fightingirish69]

aussie park boys [sic]. a film made by meatheads for meatheads

 

[fightingirish69]

i found the spirit unwatchable

 

[Ram Man]

Contact

Johnny Get Your Gun

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

The Wedding Crashers

Going Overboard

Down To Earth (Chris Rock version)

Really?

Any reason in particular? Just curious, Im not taking the piss?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Contact

Johnny Get Your Gun

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

The Wedding Crashers

Going Overboard

Down To Earth (Chris Rock version)

When I was a kid I used to love the Mortal Kombat movies, used to watch them over and over, I tried watching them last year though and they were so Goddamn awful I couldn't bare it.

 

[Knightmare]

The Love Guru was one of the most desperate comedies I've seen. It just tried so hard to be absurd but failed on just about every level.

Now it's not the worst but easily the most disappointing...

Juno - Smarmy lead character surrounded by unrealistic 'hip' parents and arseholes. Nothing about this movie was enjoyable and I couldn't believe how the lead took no responsibility for breaking up that relationship between Garner's and Bateman's characters. Sure, they weren't right for each other but she spent about 3/4's of the movie flirting with the guy only to suddenly become this moral guardian when he makes a move.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. As a movie, it did have a rather left-wing/liberal bias to it in some parts. From all the rave reviews I'd been hearing, I was expecting a movie that rivalled 'Knocked Up' or '40 Year Old Virgin' in it's ability to be hilarious and touching at the same time. By the time the final credits rolled, I wondered if I had just seen the same movie people were going on about?

Worst movie I ever saw was 'Perfect Storm'. I sat through 90 minutes of watching a boat get knocked around by stormy seas before being sunk by a slightly bigger wave than the previous ones. Wow.

'Meet the Spartans' is so far the only movie I have stopped watching within the first half hour. You would have to be really geniused to think it was a funny movie.

 

[RedVDave]

I don't watch many movies to be honest but going off recent times I would have to say Unstoppable comes to mind, I damn near fell asleep.
With the exception of the explosives on the train is was pretty much the same as going to work each morning on the train, inept drivers, bad track work and of course delays, unlike the train in real life though the movie ticket was free so I cannot complain to much.

 

[The Joker]

Geez there's a lot movies that I could put here but off the top of my head;

RPM (David Arquette) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-A3uEQmsTA
The Company Man
The Yards
Death Race

 

[Zigwaa]

Speed 2 hands down worst ever.

Rock Star with Mark Wahlberg in it, painfully bad, so so bad.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

When I was a kid I used to love the Mortal Kombat movies, used to watch them over and over, I tried watching them last year though and they were so Goddamn awful I couldn't bare it.

WTF? Mortal Kombat 1 is not awful it's actually pretty good for a video game film