Hey I do the same with sardines. I drink the mineral water and the dogs and I DID share the sardines. Lost me old Staffy last month at 14, he just had enough fun and called time. I also have a 20 month old pedigree SMOOTH Collie, bred to run 20 to 80ks a day.
I tell youse, exercising that loveable bitch is fun for an old fart.
Anyhow back to the other bitch. She'd make an ideal local representative for the Tories of Cook. I can just see the match day cameras panning the ground and seeing Murdoch's Mortisha sitting there trying to smile, with a sharks scarf wrapped around her neck.
Maybe Tone the Onion Eater would be circling in the background like a junk yard dog.
(not a pic of my dog but this is a smooth collie - )