To all forum users (outside merged clubs biased twats)

[[FKN-SIK]]

Why are there legs grey ?

Looks like a dodgy job. lol

The c**k-eyed rapist has coloured thighs so it's all good. The blood is still flowing to where it matters

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

They're white, they're blue, DoggiesBro is a nice person.

I LOL'd

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Racism, jokes about rape and death. It doesn't get classier than this. :roll:

Fair point. My apologies.


I feel that life's a game, you sometimes win or lose,
And though I may be down right now, at least I don't play for LOL@50uFF$...

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

Not quite sure how to get red, white, finally winning a GF in year 30 years and then celebrating by killing a supporter at the leagues club after.

Any help?

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

Dragons fans tend to forget they have a lot of lebanese supporters as well

I remember reading a few years back that they have more than us lol

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

I remember reading a few years back that they have more than us lol

We have the better ones.

 

[Danny-Boy]

There once was an Arab man from Belmore
Who loved his bulldogs no man more
He heard the news
They were run by Jews
They were no longer the team he yearned for

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

They're red, they're white, they got tased in a fight, St Merge.

Thats not too bad actually.

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

They are Red , They are White, They kill each other on Grand final night

Just got to this one. That will do

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

The Bulldogs will forever have to live with the fact they had to steal a MANLY coach to give them a better chance.

A greater dishonor, I cannot think of.

Yep, I struggle to sleep most mights because of it.

Kinda like how St Merge & Newcastle stole your coach yeah?

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

We have the better ones.

There is such thing? :lol:

 

[Godz Illa]

Limericks! Almost as funny as stereotypes! I chuckled.

Indeed. And the Cheats are as worthy a subject as the Bullcheats

There was a team from south of the border
Who boast not one decent supporter
They're quite good at cheating,
Grapple tackles and bleating
But saying sorry's a rather tall order
.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

There is such thing? :lol:

Quite clearly. The Red V is a self improvement tool. Imagine how good the Israelites felt when they got to paradise after 40 years in the wildneress. Was agony those 40 years, but it toughened em up.

Then - when you get out of the joint to the promised land - its like rolling around in field full of vaginas and you're the only penis in town.

BunniesMan & DoggiesPro know what its like to be a massive penis, but they're running around sans said field of pouch.

Man. I've gotta stop drinking. This make no sense.

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

Quite clearly. The Red V is a self improvement tool. Imagine how good the Israelites felt when they got to paradise after 40 years in the wildneress. Was agony those 40 years, but it toughened em up.

Then - when you get out of the joint to the promised land - its like rolling around in field full of vaginas and you're the only penis in town.

BunniesMan & DoggiesPro know what its like to be a massive penis, but they're running around sans said field of pouch.

Man. I've gotta stop drinking. This make no sense.

Just before I got to your final line I was thinking "WTF is he talking about?". Now it all makes sense :lol::lol:

 

[[FKN-SIK]]

Indeed. And the Cheats are as worthy a subject as the Bullcheats

There was a team from south of the border
Who boast not one decent supporter
They're quite good at cheating,
Grapple tackles and bleating
But saying sorry's a rather tall order
.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Indeed. And the Cheats are as worthy a subject as the Bullcheats

There was a team from south of the border
Who boast not one decent supporter
They're quite good at cheating,
Grapple tackles and bleating
But saying sorry's a rather tall order
.

Any further attempts would be poor shadows.

I dips my lid!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Seriously if you do not feel like you can be witty, without making a joke about rape, murder or adding in something racist, then just don't post. I'm sure you have some racist friends who will appreciate your bigotry. What's even better for you, is there will be no record of it.

The only thing worse than the pathetic attempts at poetry in this thread are the bad taste jokes.

 

[Godz Illa]

The only thing worse than the pathetic attempts at poetry in this thread are the bad taste jokes.

That seems like a challenge...

There was a poster named Cliffhanger
Such a pompous forum haranguer.
When left unimpressed,
She'll be sure to protest,
So cover your ears when you bang her.
.

 

[hitman82]

That seems like a challenge...

There was a poster named Cliffhanger
Such a pompous forum haranguer.
When left unimpressed,
She'll be sure to protest,
So cover your ears when you bang her.
.

:lol:
nice rhyme, not quite racist enough though - and it didn't even mention death.

 

[Hutty1986]

Seriously if you do not feel like you can be witty, without making a joke about rape, murder or adding in something racist, then just don't post. I'm sure you have some racist friends who will appreciate your bigotry. What's even better for you, is there will be no record of it.

The only thing worse than the pathetic attempts at poetry in this thread are the bad taste jokes.

I bet you're a honky