Manly's Legend said:If your boyfriend cut your hair off the first day you we going out, would you dump him straight away? :lol:
Manly's Legend wrote:
If your boyfriend cut your hair off the first day you we going out, would you dump him straight away?
Answer: No.
Why?: He would be having the dump as I would have removed the scissors with my right hand whilst I had gripped his johnny come lately with my left and then with one swift movement have the scissors forming an X at johnny's base!
After he disgraced himself I would remove the scissors without leaving a mark on little floppy johnny and flick my luscious long hair to whip his now ashen looking face as I walk away.
Twizzle said:but what if it wasn't floppy
madunit said:pathetically dopey and somewhat typical thread.
ML, can you possibly provide some background information as to why you started this thread, it may actually make the thread 'entertaining'