Ok, I thought I'd get completely nerdy and work out the possibilities of where we could finish for each possible Eels result (ie two wins, one win, no wins), then guess the odds for each match, thus coming to a conclusion for the odds of us finishing in each position. (please note - I disregarded For and Against as there would have to be some major changes for it to affect us. Also please note that I started doing this for a bit of fun and then got more serious as I went along (I love maths games, I'm weird I know), so the actual results are probably a little skewed. Even at the start they would have been pretty good guesses though, so the numbers will be fairly accurate. The conclusion is definitely spot on.)
Two wins: Possible finishes 3rd or 4th
Guaranteed 4th. Possibly 3rd if results go our way (Storm beat Dogs then Dogs beat Cows)
ODDS FOR TWO WINS:
possibility of 3rd - 27%
possibility of 4th - 73%
One win: Possible finishes 4th - 6th
If results went against us (meaning Warriors win both games (Manly & Penrith) and Canterbury beat either Storm or Cows or both) we'd drop to 6th.
If results go our way (Warriors lose at least one and Dogs lose to both Cows and Storm) we come 4th still - possible!
If results partially go our way (Warriors lose at least one and Dogs win at least one
OR one of them wins both and the other loses both) we come 5th - probable.
ODDS FOR ONE WIN:
4th - 20%
5th - 64%
6th - 16%
No wins: Possible finishes 5th - 8th
Our place if we lose both is totally dependent on how many of these criteria occur:
#1 - Broncos losing to Canberra before they beat us
#2 - Warriors losing both games (Manly and Penrith)
#3 - Rabbits beating Wests but then losing to Roosters
It would take a minor miracle but if all three of these criteria are met we would still come 5th!
We would come 6th if two of the criteria are met.
We would come 7th if one of the criteria are met.
We would come 8th if none of the criteria are met.
ODDS FOR NO WINS:
5th - 2%
6th - 17%
7th - 44%
8th - 37%
In other words, two losses and we are a 81% chance of being involved in a sudden death away from home finals game in the first week.
FINAL ODDS:
3rd - 14%
4th - 46%
5th - 25%
6th - 8%
7th - 4%
8 - 3%
CONCLUSION:
I have analysed this data and discovered that for the Eels to have the best chance of winning the comp they should try and win their next two games by as many points as possible.
They should also disregard any talk of future possibilities and take it one game at a time.