It is what i heard bud.
Ozil plays as a attacking mid so is 100% not what we need. We have plenty of players who can do that job.
Kagawa has taken a year to get used to the differences in the English game to Europe and their is still no actual evidence he can cope, so i can see the reluctance in spending 40 mil in Ozil.
He also cannot play for 90 mins, and has a habit of disappearing in big games (against us for example in the CL last season).
Fellaini however plays in the position we are weakest. i.e. central midfield. If Carrick gets injured we are looking a little light in that position. I am not 100% sure on him, but Moyes knows him well so we will see. We will probably end up with none of them the way this summer is going...
But to use your colourful scenario:
It would be if you really want to shag an Aussie superstar and turning down Hugh Jackman to go with Dani Minogue. Sure Wolverine is a world famous heart throb, but he isn't what you are looking for, and while Dani has a much more famous sister, she has all the tools for you to make it work... ;-)
