Troll dump thread

[Woosh]

Can the my friend Dane just piss off already???
What I heard is the my friend Dane wanted the deal done early on.. another 2 years on top of 2018.
When Brown didn’t come to the party early on the my friend Dane decides to put himself on the market.
By the time Brown did offer a deal to the my friend Dane he had already made up his mind about sigining with Soufffs.
Pretty much the same amount of money as Souffs so thank god we missed out!!

 

[Woosh]

Poor bloke. I feel for him.

Obviously must move out of the forwards if he is any chance of continuing his career.

Where would you be playing him?
His defense in the centres is even worst than Gaygay and he would be lucky to break the line 3 times in a season.

I feel for him but its a blessing in disguise tbh.
We don’t need to carry him and his brothers for the next 5 years on good coin.

 

[Woosh]

No chance he’s going back to wing.
He’s bulked up too much.
In any case another overpaid winger?
No thanks.

 

[Woosh]

Can't say till more info come to hand but I expressed real concern some time ago that I felt we would arrive at this point.

I dont know if he'll go around much longer. Obviously he needs an extended period of rest and recovery but being out wide wont stop a concussion.

Forget his concussion for a sec.
Where would you play him in the backline to justify his pay packet?

 

[Woosh]

Spot On where you at?

 

[Woosh]

Add Jermaine McGillvary.

1.Kalyn Ponga
2.Nathan Ross
3.Shaun Kenny Dowell
4.Tautau Moga
5.Jermaine McGillvary
6.Connor Watson
7.Brock Lamb
8.Jacob Lillyman
9.Danny Levi
10.Alex Walmsley
11.Jamie Buhrer
12.Aiden Guerra
13.Mitch Barnett

14.Herman Ese'ese
15.Danial Saifiti
16.Jacob Saifiti
17.Lachlan Fitzgibbon/Sione Mata'utia/Slade Griffin/Chris Heighington

Sione captaining from the bench?

 

[Woosh]

Looking for Slots. Seen him?

Forget Slots for a sec.
Stop avoiding the question.
Where would you be playing Sione in the backline to justify his pay packet?

 

[Woosh]

Thought so Spot On.
You can’t answer it.
Stop calling Slots out when you’re the real chicken poo around here.

 

[Woosh]

Sione is on $500k yeah?

Given the salary cap for 2018, Id think thats fine for a winger

Thanks for the laugh.
You offer Sione to all 16 teams to play wing for $500k.
They will all laugh in your face.

 

[Woosh]

Im willing to bet there are a fair few wingers far worse than Sione who are getting similar coin.

Please name me all these wingers that are far worse than Sione getting 500k

Maybe Spot On can help?
Where you at?

 

[Woosh]

Oats
Taufua
Uate
Topou
Johnston
Beale

WTF?!!

 

[Woosh]

Oats
Taufua
Uate
Topou
Johnston
Beale

Is this a joke?
Are you saying all these players are all far worse winger than Sione?
With the exception of Beale you have to be kidding.
You would take them all over Sione on the wing.
Secondly none of them would be earning close to 500k except Uate who we were paying the majority of his salary.
Thirdly just laugh at loud Beale earning 500k playing wing!!

 

[Woosh]

Well i wouldnt take any of them on the wing over Sione mate, it's why I listed them

2ndly, I can guarantee you they all have $500k salaries reported at their last signings with their respective clubs

Noone is forcing you to agree with me though

This has to be the biggest load of horse poo I have read in my life.

I’ll let Spot On reply to this one.
Where you at sis?

 

[Woosh]

So much for Brown wanting to develop local talent.
Brown threw Lamb in the deep end, collected 3 wooden spoons in a row.
Now Brown is willing to let go of Lamb when he’s starting to show his potential?

Where you at Spot On?
Interesting to hear your thought on this one sis.

 

[Woosh]

Uhhh Brown has only been here 2 seasons...exactly how has he collected 3 spoons in a row?

Sorry meant to write we collected 3 wooden spoons in row sis
The point is I didn’t sit through the 3 worst years of my life for Brown to be willing to let go of a player like Lamb.

Thoughts Spot On?

 

[Woosh]

Why are you so shy all of a sudden sis?
It’s kinda cute when you’re shy though x

 

[Woosh]

Aww sweetie I can’t wait to do a big poo poo on you my boo boo x

 

[Woosh]

I'd rather tell you to f**k off if it bothers you so much but I do have respect for others so I'll refrain from saying that.

A bit of banter shouldn't hurt anyone though. Woosh is most welcome to PM if it is dragging everyone down. Nothing stopping him.

Just be sure to request the same of others if there's any banter between them.

For the record I have absolutely no issue with Woosh or any other forumite.

Unless Woosh turns up at my door......... that could make it real.

Hi Sis, do you want to sign Pearce or not?
The reported figure is 1.2 mill + but Ill have to double check with my broker.
Who’s going to do the kicking out Pearce and Watson?
What about Lamb? A wasted couples years throwing him into the deepend don’t you think?

 

[Woosh]

1. Watson
5. Ponga
6. Lamb
7. Pearce

1. Ponga
4. Watson
6. Lamb
7. Pearce

If it's best for business they will get it done.

Our biggest sighing isn’t going to play wing.
Watson signed with us to play 6.
He was getting sick of getting moved around at the the Roosters.

Thoughts Spot On?

 

[Woosh]

I'm astounded anyone rates Lamb over Pearce

The "local boys 1st" attitude seems to be alive and well still I guess

Says the guy who rates the local boy Sione a far superior winger to the likes of Corey Oates, Alex Johnston, Uate.
Biggest load of horse poo I have read in my life.