Troll Dump thread

[BunniesMan]

Siddle gets an edge! But it doesn't carry. And Haddin hurts himself diving for it. I wish he'd go off, I really think Hughes would be less shit as keeper.

And why the f**k is he standing so far back. The pitch is dead. Nothing is carrying.

McGrath was great in the sub continent.

Johnson is being overbowled due to a lack of penetration. Could affect his performances here v India.

And Warne took wickets on green pitches like he took wickets on turners. Mcgrath is once in a generation. None of the bowlers we have now are that.

The job of our quicks is to contain. We need wicket taking spinners. And we have Lyon and Maxwell.

 

[Tommy Smith]

He'll regain his form against Indian plodders on home soil. He'll probably score a double in Brissy or Adelaide and be proclaimed the world's best again by the Aussie commentators.

Then he will lose form again when he goes overseas.

 

[Bazal]

Then he will lose form again when he goes overseas.

He struggles in India like many Australian batsmen. Otherwise he has made runs everywhere in the world. And failed in Australia. Seeing as I'm procrastinating this godforsaken essay;

Since coming back into the side in 2006/7 he's played in 27 Test series, and averaged under 40 in 7 of those. 2 in India, 1 in Aus, 1 in England, 1 in South Africa, 1 in the West Indies and this series. UAE pitches are a lot like Indian pitches, so three failed series on lower, spinning pitches...I think the major issue that we need to start wirebrushing some Shield wickets...

 

[BunniesMan]

Rahat Ali has gone for 3 runs in his 8 overs. Not bad.

As for changes, IMO the batters are clearcut.

Hughes in for Rogers.
Watson in for Maxwell.

There's your top 6 set in stone for a while.

Keeper is a question mark. Is Haddin still good enough. Is anyone else worthy of taking his spot.

Then Johnson is a lock as your first bowler.

I think SOK has to come in for Lyon.

I want Pattinson in for Siddle and Harris in for Starc.

 

[BunniesMan]

Warne predicts Hughes to open Tests

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/shan...rs-for-australia-india-test-series/2014-11-19

 

[Twizzle]

Warne never was too bright

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Plasticman is best mates with Clarke who is mates with Fruity. If Plasticman was going to pick all his mates to play for Australia Eric f**king Bana would be opening for australia.

 

[hineyrulz]

Warne predicts Hughes to open Tests

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/shan...rs-for-australia-india-test-series/2014-11-19

He also predicted a test career for Micheal Beer.

 

[BunniesMan]

He has no idea when it comes to spinners (ironically enough) but his general cricket IQ is higher than most.

 

[jargan83]

He has no idea when it comes to spinners (ironically enough) but his general cricket IQ is higher than most.

And you have no idea about Cricket in general.

 

[TheParraboy]

And you have no idea about Cricket in general.

and his general IQ is significantly lower than most

 

[lockyno1]

Yeah his knowledge was that fantastic he once called Darren Berry better than Adam Gilchrist lol

 

[hineyrulz]

Yeah his knowledge was that fantastic he once called Darren Berry better than Adam Gilchrist lol

And Healy :lol:

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Plasticman and bunniesman must have the same low IQ if they both want Fruity in the team.

 

[BunniesMan]

Plasticman and bunniesman must have the same low IQ if they both want Fruity in the team.

Plasticman and bunniesman must have as little cricket IQ as Steve Waugh.

 

[Twizzle]

yeah, Tugga was hopeless

 

[Wizardman]

maybe we should pick Bradman too :roll:

I think the true merkin of the cricket forum has been exposed.

 

[Martin Bella's Luvhandles]

maybe we should pick Bradman too :roll:

Go away you stupid mong

 

[Bulldog Force]

I just feel whatever is done to remember him needs to be something that lasts long after we are all where he now is.

AG... even though I have blocked you, I can see what you've written as it was quoted. You really are a sour-faced cow. A humble, talented young man whom many people looked up to and enjoyed the company of has passed away in tragic circumstances, and you come into this very thread knowing what to expect, and you speak ill of the dead.

Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower...

By the way Twatface Magee - I agree with you completely.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

AG... even though I have blocked you, I can see what you've written as it was quoted. You really are a sour-faced cow. A humble, talented young man whom many people looked up to and enjoyed the company of has passed away in tragic circumstances, and you come into this very thread knowing what to expect, and you speak ill of the dead.

Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower...

By the way Twatface Magee - I agree with you completely.

I haven't spoken Ill of the dead in any of my posts in this thread you attention seeking fool.