TV Quotes

[McLovin]

"Thuper, thankth for athking" Big Gay Al, South Park

 

[newtownbluebags]

'Home Alone' is a movie not an alibi. -- Lenny, Law & Order

 

[McLovin]

"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong"..."egh" "Possiblee go wrong"....."That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"...

The Simpsons in the chopper to itchy and scratchy land

 

[newtownbluebags]

It's Goodnight from Me ... And It's Goodnight from Him - The Two Ronnies

 

[2 True Blues]

Aaaaay - The Fonz, Happy Days.

Sit on it Pottsy !!!

 

[2 True Blues]

Look in the sky, it's a plane, it's a bird , it's ??

 

[newtownbluebags]

Superman? :crazy:

 

[Cliffhanger]

Dwight: Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet, I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.

 

[Silent Knight]

"When you're alone and life is getting you lonely you can always go...ACH...DOONTOON!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjhNhM1_CmA

 

[Cliffhanger]

Archer: Oh my God you killed a hooker
Cyril: Call girl, she was a call girl
Archer: No Cyril when they're dead, they're just hookers, God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsRIJckjVA

 

[Desert Qlder]

Hot Lips Houlihan: "Have you seen Frank's bag?"

Trapper John: "I thought you were Frank's bag."

 

[joshie]

you can't go past family guy haha

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Joe: this is worse than that time you corrupted my parrot

*flashback to parrot in cage next to joe*

Peter: CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE, CRIPPLE!
Parrot: CRIPPLE!
Joe: DAMMIT PETER!
________________

*peter jumps up in the air in celebration and gets stuck*

Lois: Peter, how are doing that
Peter: i-i-i dont know, call someone im scared
Lois: who do i call
Peter: police, a fireman, no a scientist! call a scientist.....am i gonna die?

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

"It's alright, lads! I always poo before I get up!"

 

[Desert Qlder]

"It's alright, lads! I always poo before I get up!"

"We know you've got a telly we detected it"

"Oh, so you've just been playing with me all along?"

"Well it's better than playing with yourself."

 

[Apey]

TRAMAPOLINE TRAMBOPALINE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Jnyp_g5TY

 

[LESStar58]

" Bein’ a loud-mouthed merkin…I guess sometime since he’s been here this fella who don’t wanna play no more probably spoke of killin’ Wild Bill Hickok…well, we’re Bill Hickok’s friends.)* I’m Seth Bullock

* I’m Charlie Utter.

And if you got your head blown off, sitting here with your back turned, that’d be as fair a play as you gave him.

Deadwood- season 1 episode 7.*

 

[RedVDave]

I don't think a day goes by where I don't say A Simpsons quote it's weird I can never think of any off the top of my head only when there is a moment.

 

[mongoose]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.

 

[IanG]

RIMMER: There's nothing we can do until others find us. We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom? Red Dwarf Backwards

 

[ElectricEelMan]

Donna: What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel Game of Thrones?

Ben: Nothing is wrong, just do your job. And they would never cancel Game of Thrones. It's a crossover hit. It's not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they're telling human stories in a fantasy world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToMbp7VgoRc

Ron Swanson: Shhh! Look at that thing. Nature is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_azA78Hi0&feature=related

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

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