Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Eelementary]

I've been feeling kind of... unreal lately; like I'm not completely here. Nothing really giving me any joy or cause for excitement. Not video games or TV shows or writing. I just kind of wake up, teach, stay awake for an amount of time, and then go to sleep again.

I know what it is, of course, but I prefer my depression when it feels like it has a justification to bring it on. When it just settles over me like frost at dawn, it's so much harder to shake.

Six weeks.

I know dem feels dude.

You're not alone, broskis. I can't speak for you, but knowing that makes it easier for me to cope sometimes.

I'm always here, even when I'm not.

Take care, dudes.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I also have a beard

 

[Misanthrope]

You're not alone, broskis. I can't speak for you, but knowing that makes it easier for me to cope sometimes.

I'm always here, even when I'm not.

Take care, dudes.

Seems like a lot of us are down in the dumps at the same time. I wonder if there's some kind of over-arcing contributing factor, or whether it's just coincidence?

My 'have a beer with mates' night turned into staggering in at 5am with McDonalds and the promise of getting nothing done tomorrow.

I did swing dance the f**k out of Kenya, who was moister than a spring morning until I told her I wasn't interested. Hit on Belgium #1 and random skanks, but in the end my heart belongs to New York ABC. My goal this Sunday is to go there.

Holy shit, I really don't recall any of this. Who is Belgium #1? Did I mean Germany #1?

And f**k, I get misogynistic when I drink too much. Need to work on that. Not my game.

Mis. Teach me...

To swing dance? Because, if you want lessons in picking up, you probably shouldn't ask the guy who came home alone last night :lol:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

hopefully the warriors put 40 on in the second half, f&*k brisbane

 

[Dani]

I cum alone every night

 

[Apey]

I cant grow a proper beard

I fail at man

I grow face pubes at most.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I grow face pubes at most.

hand over man card

 

[Joker's Wild]

I grow face pubes at most.

Upper lip, chin and jaw line kind of grow

The rest is smoother than Barry White

 

[Misanthrope]

Upper lip, chin and jaw line kind of grow

The rest is smoother than Barry White

I'm trying something different with my beard at the moment. Full coverage, but keeping the sides shorter so that the goatee portion grows long.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

might take mine off before I start work again

 

[Bazal]

I cum alone every night

No one else is man enough to bite? Ok

I can help with that!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I completely missed it

 

[Bazal]

Toey. Jnr Conny is on duty. Fuuuuuuuuu-

 

[Rhino_NQ]

???

 

[Bazal]

Been seeing a junior constable, but she is on duty in the city this evening

 

[Rhino_NQ]

ah I see, yeah cops go good

 

[Misanthrope]

Been chatting with a girl from Brisvegas that I met through eHarmony (yes, yes - I'm a loser) and it's been going really well loves the same movies as me, similar values, similar interests, loves league (although, y'know, filthy Queenslander), shares my love of country music, wants to travel etc.

Even if there were to be absolutely zero chemistry in person, we'd make awesome friends.

She just drunk emailed me a picture of her from a ball she was at tonight. It was a moment of truth kind of deal. I've had really good conversations with a girl before only to have her send me a picture and it just kill things. I know it shouldn't, but I do think there needs to be some attraction in the early going.

Anyway, she passes muster and then some. Red hair, pretty smile, cute eyes...

And she's seen plenty of pics of me already, so I guess I've passed muster too

Early days, as I say, but she seems pretty rad

 

[Dani]

Awwwww!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

the ranga whisperer

 

[muzby]

sweet.. that's the first successful catfish I've managed to pull...