Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Dragon2010]

1. It's The Simpsons

2. It is a direct response to muzby, hence it has context

Saturday night, Kogarah hill. See you there.

Bring a rusty screwdriver, a beer and food.

 

[Joker's Wild]

I would worry about the average man too, if the average is 3 inches lol.. although, I'm pretty much a virgin, so 3 inches would probably get the job done haha

Flaccid or hard?

3 inches of the former is ok. If its the latter....well, you in for a disappointing time

 

[Misanthrope]

I would worry about the average man too, if the average is 3 inches lol.. although, I'm pretty much a virgin, so 3 inches would probably get the job done haha

Flaccid or hard?

3 inches of the former is ok. If its the latter....well, you in for a disappointing time

New topic for the lads (sorry Alba and Dani). Show-er or grow-er?

 

[RHCP]

3 inches is the average? I can finally say "only a bit below average" and only be telling half a lie.

Grow-er.

 

[Skinner]

14?! Geebus, that's a little early.

Looking back on it I was a bit of a late bloomer (grew 30cm between turning 16 and 17) and I'm actually glad none of the moles, tarts and woofers I was at school with offered it to me - certainly didn't want it, that's for certain.

And Alba - a name is just a name - the genes are where it's at.

If she gets huffy about a name, just tell her that.

Mini SMBN only got my surname after the Wife and I flipped a coin.

I started a little earlier........

 

[Skinner]

It's the same way "Average penis size" works - you ask the question. People are bound to lie about it. Without flashing it, they can say "Oh, I have this"

They lie to either seem cool and say they lost it at 14, or play it safe and say "Oh, 17". It's an invalid measurement of data if you ask me.

But I'd be willing to bed, it would be around 16. Given that the deviation would then swing from 14-18 in standard.

You obviously were not around in the '60's my friend.....they are not lying.

 

[Dragon2010]

You obviously were not around in the '60's my friend.....they are not lying.

Being born in 93, I'd say I definitely wasn't around in the 60's. In any way, shape or form.

 

[Skinner]

Being born in 93, I'd say I definitely wasn't around in the 60's. In any way, shape or form.

I know, I'm only teasing

 

[Dani]

Grower. It's more impressive.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

New topic for the lads (sorry Alba and Dani). Show-er or grow-er?

Grower, it's like looking at a Greek statue...

 

[Misanthrope]

I've always been fond of being a grower for the surprise factor, but it does make being caught on the limp unawares (say, by being dacked) all the more embarrassing.

 

[Alba]

I'm a show-er

 

[Dragon2010]

This thread is delivering today. :crazy:

 

[Misanthrope]

I agree, the conversation has turned a tad low brow compared to the standards we'd set with previous debates such as climate change and religion.

Any suggestions on a new line of discussion?

 

[Dutchy]

Grower.

But I win nut-offs.

 

[RHCP]

I'm growing (pun intended) to like this line of discussion.

Let's change it up then: helmet or hoodie?

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm growing (pun intended) to like this line of discussion.

Let's change it up then: helmet or hoodie?

Hoodie, much to my chagrin.

 

[RHCP]

Hoodie, much to my chagrin.

Not happy in your hoodie? I like mine. I prefer to call them transformers since you can switch but I wasn't sure if the UT would know what I meant.

 

[Twizzle]

turning into Superthread

 

[Dragon2010]

turning into Superthread

No BF. So it's not even close.