My opinion is it wasnt boring.But this is the funniest thing Ive ever read on a Footy Forum.
http://www.rabbitohs.com/hutch/showthread.php?t=10276
Congrats News Ltd, Western Suburbs Magpies + Vlad
I do apologise to the above winners for not acknowledging the result of last Sundays media circus.
To begin a very hearty pat on the back to News Ltd or to those of us on a friendly basis to this Corporation that is - Bastard Incorporated for again succeeding in brainwashing the dumb and the gullible that exterminating two fine old Rugby League Clubs to produce the most hideous scientific experiment since Dolly the Sheep - that is a Tigers body with a Magpie shoved up its arse to produce a Tigpie was a "winner"
Yes good on you marketing gurus in Bastard Incs publicity dept for coming up with this concoction of naming the side the Westssssss Tigers who only Terry Hill or Ita Buttrose can pronounce. What a fine example of a so called 50/50 joint venture with apart from Mark the Magpie not one iota on this hideous creations jumper of a black and white bird and a pathetic attempt to acknowledge the Maggies by wearing white shorts.
Whats even more laughable is that the Cowboys got home to their neighbourhood 5 thousand km's away quicker than the Tigpies got back to Campbelltown the following day. Why was there not a big black Magpie on the arse of those baggy white Shorts? Joint venture Moi's very bareass!
Next on the congrats list is the meek, the uneducated,the impoverished good citizens of Sydneys south western suburbs who jumped on the bandwagon in the last five minutes to claim this concoction as their own. Yes the nightly stealing of motor vehicles and torching them for no reason was put on hold out at Macquarie Fields last Sunday night to at least 8.30pm while the lawabiding residents sat glued to their black and white TV'S in their hardiplank Dept of Housing castles until the final siren.
What great rolemodels for these starstruck snotty nosed kiddies to hear their representatives utter expletives while waddling around the ground with Matty Johns asking the the question of 'how does it feel?"
No wonder 9 year old Zac Bludger was heard to yell out the expletive of "**** it feels good" at 10.30 pm when the first VN Commodore of the night was stolen and subsequently torched in honour of the Magpies win...( at least it was for a reason!)
.....Next for congrats is for the second worse team ever to make a Grandfinal ..( the Cowboys were without a doubt the worst team) and congrats for the 2nd worse team to ever actually winning it!
The 1969 Balmain Tigers is without a doubt is the worst winning Grandfinal side and this 2005 side is right up thier clacker. This foul mouth uncouth mob have one genuine superstar in Marshall, a competant Fullback and a tradesman Half and thats it but somehow they won it!
....and finally it would be very remiss of Moi not to state my best wishes to Moi's old sparring partner Vlad from the Oz League forum who embraced the Tigers pulling down their pants for News Ltd to have thier way with them quicker than George Michael embraced Homosexuality!
Vlad or B2 to his closet freinds ( he was the original B2 in Bannanas in Pyjamas ) is the very last of the old Balmain supporters now that Laurie Nicholls' heart was broken and is now sadly gone.
B2 I have no doubt is currently sipping on his Earl Gray Tea down at Darling street Ferry Wharf Balmain internally having orgasm after orgasm on last Sundays result, black and yellow scarf around the neck, proudly wearing his Phillips 1989 Balmain Jumper safe in the knowedlge that his premiers Trophy is not sitting in the glass cabinet at victoria rd Balmain but 60 kms ways out a Cambelltown where 9 year old Zac Bludger is about to throw a rock thru the Glass Cabinet to hock it a Cash Convertors!
Hats off B2 your a winner!