We Will Beat Penrith

[TheParraboy]

Good news, everyone! I work on Monday, which means we will definitely beat the Sharks.

Can you work Saturday the 17th May as well?

 

[Parra Pride]

I already am, actually. I start way after the game is over though, so I get to watch.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Good news, everyone!

 

[Agent Mulder]

I have this odd record going, whenever I am unable to watch the game, be it on TV or at the ground itself, we never lose. We actually tend to absolutely smash whoever we play. So since I'll be at work and unable to watch the game, I'm now 100% confident of an Eels victory.

This odd record of course raises an obvious question, "Why don't you stop watching games you stupid merkin?" Well the answer is simple, I just can't bring myself to look away from the game.

Actually as strange as it seems the same happenend to me in 2009, I was working all the time so I couldn't watch the backend of the season when we started our run and then couldn't watch any semi final games which we all won.

Then we played in the grand final, I watched the game and lost, Sorry guys :x

 

[Eelogical]

So let me get this straight. Because some people on here do or don't do certain things they actually influence the outcome of Parra games?

 

[Bigfella]

No doubt.

Scientific tests have shown it's not as great an influence as blokes in tabs who say things about how a horse is going in a race but nearly as strong

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Someone should make a superstition thread, see what us merkins do to try and help Parra win games.

 

[TheParraboy]

Someone should make a superstition thread, see what us merkins do to try and help Parra win games.

Wait till we get a few more wins at least, I don't really fancy reading the lengths people have gone to to get us over the line over the last 3 years...and failed

 

[hindy111]

Someone should make a superstition thread, see what us merkins do to try and help Parra win games.

WHen i was younger (around 10 ) id put a statue of our mother mary on a parra jersey and light a candle at start of game.:lol:

OMG im a weirdo and i only just relized it than-Thanks HJ you bastard

 

[The EELiminator]

Someone should make a superstition thread, see what us merkins do to try and help Parra win games.

my mum reckons if she yells 'MISS' as an opposition player is lining up a conversion from the sideline she can make them miss the kick maybe its just coincidence but i reckon her success rate is 50/50 :sarcasm:

 

[Gazzamatta]

my mum reckons if she yells 'MISS' as an opposition player is lining up a conversion from the sideline she can make them miss the kick maybe its just coincidence but i reckon her success rate is 50/50 :sarcasm:

As a youngun, I recall a day watching my beloved Eels play Balmain at the Sydney Sports Ground. Keith Barnes kicked goal after goal from every angle that day. Me screaming "Lolly Legs" had no impact whatsoever.

 

[mickdo]

As a youngun, I recall a day watching my beloved Eels play Balmain at the Sydney Sports Ground. Keith Barnes kicked goal after goal from every angle that day. Me screaming "Lolly Legs" had no impact whatsoever.

Well you were clearly using the wrong words. 'MISS' is the universally recognised goal kicking distraction call.

 

[Suitman]

Well you were clearly using the wrong words. 'MISS' is the universally recognised goal kicking distraction call.

What about......."YOU'VE GOT CHEWY ON YOUR BOOT!!!!!!"?

Suity

 

[lingard]

So let me get this straight. Because some people on here do or don't do certain things they actually influence the outcome of Parra games?

Yes. But it appears that Agent Mulder has the power to lose a Grand Final. We should try to locate him.

 

[Eelogical]

Yes. But it appears that Agent Mulder has the power to lose a Grand Final. We should try to locate him.

Thanks for clearing it up. Mucho appreciato.

 

[lingard]

As a youngun, I recall a day watching my beloved Eels play Balmain at the Sydney Sports Ground. Keith Barnes kicked goal after goal from every angle that day. Me screaming "Lolly Legs" had no impact whatsoever.

Lolly Legs never worked for me either. I've found in later years that my wife has an uncanny knack of walking into the room approximately thirty seconds before the opposition scores. She has done it too many times for it to be coincidence. Next week I'm thinking of pretending to be a Penrith supporter and then I'll call her into the room a few times during the game. I'll let you know if it works.

 

[Eelogical]

I once saw a magpie in the backyard the morning of the day we played the magpies. We go flogged. What does this mean?

 

[yy_cheng]

WHen i was younger (around 10 ) id put a statue of our mother mary on a parra jersey and light a candle at start of game.:lol:

OMG im a weirdo and i only just relized it than-Thanks HJ you bastard

so u started last years bushfires

 

[The Engineers Room]

Penrith is a big game. If we win I am saying definite top 8. We need to pick up a few away games and this one would make a statement.

 

[jono]

I'm making the trip out to Penrith next week......hope as many of you as possible will join me.
Another record crowd?????