Western Pasifika Bid News

[AlwaysGreen]

Jeff the Purple Wiggle is behind the porcupines and has left 27 billion kroner in his will to the Western Pasifika bid to fund a centre of mediocrity at West Ipswich.

 

[Steel Saints]

Big news for porcupine fans. Albo, Joe Biden and Pope Francis have all thrown their support behind the bid, with all 3 promising 7 billion Zimbabwean dollars over 19 years to the project.

What about King Charles? Is he throwing his support behind the Porcupine bid or is he backing a rival consortium?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What about King Charles? Is he throwing his support behind the Porcupine bid or is he backing a rival consortium?

Unfortunately he is supporting the Perth 2 bid.

Camilla is all in with the porcupines though.

 

[westerntiger]

Pope Benedict will be brought out of retirement to run the team

 

[MugaB]

Big news for porcupine fans. Albo, Joe Biden and Pope Francis have all thrown their support behind the bid, with all 3 promising 7 billion Zimbabwean dollars over 19 years to the project.

I shant be letting them take ANY of my Zimbabwean dollars away from Zimbabwe, so says MugaB!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

As a regional/metro team the porcupines entry into the nrl as the 18th team will provide guaranteed crowds of 800k a game and 6 billion and 7 members.

If this isn't true then I am willing to bet that Perth Red and Pippen don't post on this forum for 6 decades. If it true they can't post for 7 decades.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

A lot of fussing and feuding about who should be the next team.

Not here, everyone is behind the porcupines. Just last week Putin and Zelnskyy vowed to stop the war if Greater Outer South Western Pasifika got the licence.

Spines up!!

 

[Pippen94]

A lot of fussing and feuding about who should be the next team.

Not here, everyone is behind the porcupines. Just last week Putin and Zelnskyy vowed to stop the war if Greater Outer South Western Pasifika got the licence.

Spines up!!

Lame comedy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lame comedy

Racist

 

[Pippen94]

Racist

Putin and Zelnskyy reference. Topical but ultimately pointless

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Putin and Zelnskyy reference. Topical but ultimately pointless

They're both metro though.

 

[MugaB]

They're both metro though.

Unless if Putin is on horseback in Siberia, then the team would be called the Ural Huskies

 

[AlwaysGreen]

In a bid to nullify Rugby Union's threat to both codes, The Greater Western Pasifika Porcupines announce a merger with AFL team Greater Nauru Guanos. The players from the Guanos will be used as corner posts at our brand new 297000 capacity roofed stadium in South Weipa.

 

[Pippen94]

In a bid to nullify Rugby Union's threat to both codes, The Greater Western Pasifika Porcupines announce a merger with AFL team Greater Nauru Guanos. The players from the Guanos will be used as corner posts at our brand new 297000 capacity roofed stadium in South Weipa.

That reminds there's a writer's strike

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Change of colour scheme for the western pacifika porcupines, we will now wear blue, yellow and green stripes.

The blue represents the Atlantic ocean.
The yellow represents the dawn of a new era.
The green got in there because the jerseys weren't colourfast.

 

[docbrown]

Make the jerseys all white. Make all the sponsors and numbers all white. Make the grass all white. When people watch their games, all they’ll see are some floating heads, Arms and legs.

 

[MugaB]

Make the jerseys all white. Make all the sponsors and numbers all white. Make the grass all white. When people watch their games, all they’ll see are some floating heads, Arms and legs.

Racisim expansion at its finest

 

[Pippen94]

Make the jerseys all white. Make all the sponsors and numbers all white. Make the grass all white. When people watch their games, all they’ll see are some floating heads, Arms and legs.

..there was that one time it snowed during a Canberra game..

 

[Pippen94]

Change of colour scheme for the western pacifika porcupines, we will now wear blue, yellow and green stripes.

The blue represents the Atlantic ocean.
The yellow represents the dawn of a new era.
The green got in there because the jerseys weren't colourfast.

Good, keep going eventually u'll flush all the bad jokes out of ur system

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Good, keep going eventually u'll flush all the bad jokes out of ur system

I don't think you're flushable unfortunately.