Western Pasifika Bid News

[Colk]

I don't think you're flushable unfortunately.

Be careful. He might have to take another break because his feelings are hurt.

 

[MugaB]

..there was that one time it snowed during a Canberra game..

Here's what i think of your pies, sean garlick!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

GSWP-B-C Porcupines will play each of their home games on a different island once we get the nod as team 18.
1 Candy Apple Island
2 Christmas Island
3 Easter Island
4 Love Island
5 Dr Moreau's Island
6 Gilligan's Island (women in rivalry round)
7 Fantasy Island
8 Kangaroo Island
9 Coney Island
10 Skull Island
11 Danger Island
12 Donkey kong Island

Home Base remains Broken Hill.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

GSWP-B-C Porcupines will play each of their home games on a different island once we get the nod as team 18.
1 Candy Apple Island
2 Christmas Island
3 Easter Island
4 Love Island
5 Dr Moreau's Island
6 Gilligan's Island (women in rivalry round)
7 Fantasy Island
8 Kangaroo Island
9 Coney Island
10 Skull Island
11 Danger Island
12 Donkey kong Island

Home Base remains Broken Hill.

I am replying to this post because those 12 home games are also part out of our metro base. Metros are what its all about. You don't need players, a history of league in the area, people who actually watch the game, you just say you're metro and you get a team. And Paramount will give the nrl 600 billion rubles a year!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The resignation of Mark McGowan won't alter the Western Pasifika Metro Porcupines bid for the 18th licence.
We have the backing of 27 premiers, 8 prime ministers, 4 kings and 3 emperors.

 

[Steel Saints]

The resignation of Mark McGowan won't alter the Western Pasifika Metro Porcupines bid for the 18th licence.
We have the backing of 27 premiers, 8 prime ministers, 4 kings and 3 emperors.

What about presidents? Any presidents backing the mighty Porcupines?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What about presidents? Any presidents backing the mighty Porcupines?

Just the vice president of the CWA at this stage but I'll keep you posted.

 

[mongoose]

The Lonely Island could make a team song?

 

[Colk]

The Lonely Island could make a team song?

Probably not D*** in a Box, J*** in my Pantx or a few others. Might be a bit weird

 

[MugaB]

The Lonely Island could make a team song?

Im on a boat yeah!!!

 

[greenBV4]

Im on a boat yeah!!!

on a boat to Christmas island??

 

[bad boy bubby]

Western Pasifika are now looking at merging with St.George/Illawarra. This way they can add another 2 or 3 new home grounds, and basically become the biggest brand in the NRL.
WPSI Porcupine Dragons

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika St George Illawarra Metro Fire Porcupines are proud to announce their first major sponsor.

Sperm Bank will proudly sit on the right sleeve of our jersey.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Fire Porcupines have united fans across the Atlantic and Pacific. No trolling, no Ratbags talking about metros or Singapore.



There is only one choice then for team 18.



Welcome to the competition Greater Western Metro Pasifika Fire Porcupines

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Darth V'landys has given the South Papua - Western Pasifika Metro Porcupines the tick of approval for licence 18 in 2026.



Get on board, major membership drive and coach appointment to come in the next few days.

Spines up!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

Darth V'landys

Without doubt THE best moniker for PVL haha

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The granting of the licence to the porcupines will open up a lithium, platinum and krypton mine of players for the nrl.



And the sweet sweet government money from Lesotho, Albania, Paraguay, Laos will soon be rolling in.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Big news from the GWM Fire Porcupine bid. Our pending entry in the comp has seen GDP across our pacific and atlantic island base rise 47%. The Chinese navy has also retreated back to where ever they came from.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Big news from the GWM Fire Porcupine bid. Our pending entry in the comp has seen GDP across our pacific and atlantic island base rise 47%. The Chinese navy has also retreated back to where ever they came from.

Spines up!!!!

Jarrod croker has said he'll captain the side if ricky gets the nod as coach

 

[AlwaysGreen]

GSWP-B-C Porcupines will play each of their home games on a different island once we get the nod as team 18.
1 Candy Apple Island
2 Christmas Island
3 Easter Island
4 Love Island
5 Dr Moreau's Island
6 Gilligan's Island (women in rivalry round)
7 Fantasy Island
8 Kangaroo Island
9 Coney Island
10 Skull Island
11 Danger Island
12 Donkey kong Island

Home Base remains Broken Hill.

Important update on the above. We will still play our home games on a different island but will now be based in a different town in Australia each week based on what Mayor has been elected. We will also play all our away games in Saudi Arabia.

Spines up!!