Western Pasifika Bid News

[bad boy bubby]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as we announce that the Mexican government will fund our team to the tune of 50 billion pesos for the next 900 years. This will allow pathways for every player in the Western Pasifika - Mexico junior leagues into the NRL.

Spines up amigos!

¡Nuestro dia llegara!

 

[blue bags]

As long as they help the federal government
In protecting our borders to the north
From those pesky comi.s

 

[bad boy bubby]

As long as they help the federal government
In protecting our borders to the north
From those pesky comi.s

The real protection comes from the arms dealing that occurs in the very north Qld.
I've witnessed it.
Granted it was a long time ago, but the purple buds that came through I can attest to.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are one step closer to the NRL's 18th license as we announce a 27 year 69 trillion zimbabwean dollar funding deal with the sultan of brunei. This deal will guarantee that kids across the whole of south east asia and the pacific will have a pathway into something somewhere.

Spines up!!!!!!

 

[blue bags]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are one step closer to the NRL's 18th license as we announce a 27 year 69 trillion zimbabwean dollar funding deal with the sultan of brunei. This deal will guarantee that kids across the whole of south east asia and the pacific will have a pathway into something somewhere.

Spines up!!!!!!

Will they be based in Suva Fiji
With albo Australians presidents needs NRL help
We can barracade our northern border
Protection from the invaders from the north

 

[blue bags]

Very disappointed in the Dolphins use of black in their new jersey. The Porcupines call on the NRL to reserve the following colours for the Porcupines prior to our inclusion as team 18: black, white, brown, grey, silver, all shades of; blue, green, red, yellow, orange and purple. Indigo, beige, bone, crimson, scarlet, pink,

Our home, away, alternate, women in league, anzac, baldmen in league, heritage, magic round and Bastille day jwrseys will be announced soon.

Spines up!!!!!!!!!

Beanies for brains round ?
Indigenous round ?
Marvelous movie's round ?
ANZAC round ?
They come around

 

[blue bags]

What were the university colors again, yellow and white?

Gold . Blue

 

[This Year?]

This thread is another jewel in the crown of LU.
As soon as Western Pasifika win the bid, I'll be on the spines faster than you can say "Western Pasifika Porcupines"
I've always wanted to be a prick and it would fulfil a lifelong dream.

 

[blue bags]

GSWP-B-C Porcupines will play each of their home games on a different island once we get the nod as team 18.
1 Candy Apple Island
2 Christmas Island
3 Easter Island
4 Love Island
5 Dr Moreau's Island
6 Gilligan's Island (women in rivalry round)
7 Fantasy Island
8 Kangaroo Island
9 Coney Island
10 Skull Island
11 Danger Island
12 Donkey kong Island

Home Base remains Broken Hill.

Scotland island north Sydney area near Central coast
And Thursdays island Far North Queensland
And have Madagascar island far western indian ocean. With link's to African juniors base pathway stream's
And leave out Treasure island
Canary islands for assets tax evasion offsets account refunds interest purposes
Every club' needs Smart accountants
Like roosters. Storm. Broncos

 

[blue bags]

What about presidents? Any presidents backing the mighty Porcupines?

Yes the USA president Biden in The white house
Has fully backed vlandy Albo idea's
On the northern wall of protection of the south Pacific. Using NRL team's

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce our first signing!
Exciting young hooker Lee Kan Do of our feeder club Beijing Bandicoots will be the porcupines marquee signing heading into our first season as the NRL's 18th club.

Spines up!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blue bags]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce our first signing!
Exciting young hooker Lee Kan Do of our feeder club Beijing Bandicoots will be the porcupines marquee signing heading into our first season as the NRL's 18th club.

Spines up!!!!!!!!!!

Via the Taiwan turtle's. Singapore EELS
Juniors pathways feeder systems

 

[titoelcolombiano]

Team 18: Eastern Pasifika Pigs, 2025
Team 19: Western Pasifika Porcupines, 2026
Team 20: Western Melbourne Whirlwinds, 2027
Team 21: PNG Apples, 2028
Team 22: The Everywhere Bears, 2029
Team 23: Adelaide Aardvarks, 2030
Team 24: New Zealand II: This time it's personal, 2031
Team 25: Geelong Geese, 2032
Team 26: Perth Pelicans, 2125

No room for Chinese Aircraft Hangers? Playing on an aircraft hanger stationed in the South Pacific funded by China in a bid to ward off Australia's growing influence in the Pacific

 

[This Year?]

Western Pasifika Porcupines should target Royal Caribbean or Princess as a partner and heavily promote the game to rich older people who have lots of disposable income. The ship will be the club's base with the deck as a field and every other level with offices, bars, dining, hotel, COE, media, medical which can travel around the Pacific. PVL will be wetting himself in excitement with all the gambling $$ which would be spent in international waters. The Platinum Pricks (The top tier Western Pasifika Porcupines members) would be able to spend an entire home and away season cruising while immersing themselves in day to day club operations.
Spines up!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are pleased to announce their new 47000 capacity stadium. This will be built by IKEA in IKEA's 3rd largest Australian store! The flat pack will arive early 2024 with completion due mid 2047.

Spines up!!!!!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are pleased to announce their new 47000 capacity stadium. This will be built by IKEA in IKEA's 3rd largest Australian store! The flat pack will arive early 2024 with completion due mid 2047.

Spines up!!!!!!!!

I heard they were going to start a pass the ball competition to see which city can boast the biggest bumhole
Can anyone confirm this?

 

[MugaB]

I heard they were going to start a pass the ball competition to see which city can boast the biggest bumhole
Can anyone confirm this?

The winner is always PerF!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Greetings comrades! Western Pasifika Porcupines are pleased to announce the building of our centre for super-mega-excellence in Tully, Queensland. This 600 billion ruble 2 room building is designed by finest soviet architects and will be built by finest soviet prisoners from gulag.

Spines up!!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

Greetings comrades! Western Pasifika Porcupines are pleased to announce the building of our centre for super-mega-excellence in Tully, Queensland. This 600 billion ruble 2 room building is designed by finest soviet architects and will be built by finest soviet prisoners from gulag.

Spines up!!!!!

So by bringing in the Russians the Porcupines have thwarted off those pesky Chinamen in their attempts to overrun the Pasifika region.
The Rusky architects will be in awe of The Golden Gumboot!
Hopefully they don't mistake the local history of Italian immigrants for Ukrainians.

 

[MugaB]

So by bringing in the Russians the Porcupines have thwarted off those pesky Chinamen in their attempts to overrun the Pasifika region.
The Rusky architects will be in awe of The Golden Gumboot!
Hopefully they don't mistake the local history of Italian immigrants for Ukrainians.

This bid is shithoùssen, why dont we just relocate cronulla there and be done with it...
Western Pacific Sharks