Western Pasifika Bid News

[AlwaysGreen]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as we announce a pathway arrangement with Mexico! Everyone who shows up at the Mexico/USA border will be transported to our state of the art Sweatshop Academy in downtown Bendigo. This will enable us to produce top drawer players as soon as we enter the NRL as team 18.

Spines up amigos!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as we announce a pathway arrangement with Mexico! Everyone who shows up at the Mexico/USA border will be transported to our state of the art Sweatshop Academy in downtown Bendigo. This will enable us to produce top drawer players as soon as we enter the NRL as team 18.

Spines up amigos!!!!!

They've also tabled a massive 7 year contract for 10 million dollars to luke brooks and hoping to do the same if jerome luai is off contract by then too, spines up

 

[bad boy bubby]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as we announce a pathway arrangement with Mexico! Everyone who shows up at the Mexico/USA border will be transported to our state of the art Sweatshop Academy in downtown Bendigo. This will enable us to produce top drawer players as soon as we enter the NRL as team 18.

Spines up amigos!!!!!

BREAKING DOWN THE WALL!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Quick analysis of the Western Pasifika:

Western Pasifika -
Population of Entire Market: 407,781,559
Population of Direct Market: 9,409,831
Current Growth rate: 27.9876987% (urbanisation likely to occur in the future with economic growth)

GDP: $31.692 trillion (USD)
GDP per Capita: $252,000
GDP growth rate: 85.2%

Clearly we are the favourites on every metric including 'the vibe'. Plus we have the 4th biggest IKEA this side of Yokohama.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Quick analysis of the Western Pasifika:

Western Pasifika -
Population of Entire Market: 407,781,559
Population of Direct Market: 9,409,831
Current Growth rate: 27.9876987% (urbanisation likely to occur in the future with economic growth)

GDP: $31.692 trillion (USD)
GDP per Capita: $252,000
GDP growth rate: 85.2%

Clearly we are the favourites on every metric including 'the vibe'. Plus we have the 4th biggest IKEA this side of Yokohama.

Spines up!!!!

Wery wery funny... you forgot the whole govt handout of 400 million to port hedland to house the 30 man squad until barrow island can sustain its own team

 

[nko11]

Quick analysis of the Western Pasifika:

Western Pasifika -
Population of Entire Market: 407,781,559
Population of Direct Market: 9,409,831
Current Growth rate: 27.9876987% (urbanisation likely to occur in the future with economic growth)

GDP: $31.692 trillion (USD)
GDP per Capita: $252,000
GDP growth rate: 85.2%

Clearly we are the favourites on every metric including 'the vibe'. Plus we have the 4th biggest IKEA this side of Yokohama.

Spines up!!!!

Imagine the new team shine

 

[MugaB]

I think i said this on another thread, but going off these metrics, surely they are the next cab off the rank...18. PNG, 19.WPP, 20. Vic2
How is that for dots on a map .... all over the shop
And you couldn't put in Perth so soon as the WPP need a decade of breathing space, so they'll just have to wait.... spines up!

 

[bad boy bubby]

News just to hand.
Western Pasifika have just released their official mascot "PORKY".
He's a fierce looking character. Spines up!

 

[MugaB]

Spine up!!!!
Just found out the WPP are on their way to scoring a multi billion cash injection into their bid from the Japanese govt for the next 10 years, surely they'd be stoopid to have anyone reject this, after all if the tax payers in kyoto are all spines up, then everyone wins..

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

Spine up!!!!
Just found out the WPP are on their way to scoring a multi billion cash injection into their bid from the Japanese govt for the next 10 years, surely they'd be stoopid to have anyone reject this, after all if the tax payers in kyoto are all spines up, then everyone wins..

Pawnbrokers from Hong Kong and Singapore are also looking to invest in this amazing club.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Singapore

And just like that, with the Donkey bringing in Singapore,
THIS THREAD JUST GOT REAL!!!!!!

 

[This Year?]

Yakshemash.

Kazakhstan's number 1 reporter and celebrity Borat Sagdiyev is the latest advocate of the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid. Mr Sadiyev is a lifelong fan of rugby league, playing for the Kuzcek Cutters since the tender age of 6. Competing with his brother Bilo for the coveted left wing position with his father Boltok watching from the sidelines, Borat developed a deceptive left foot step and a unique running style.
Borat first discovered the Western Pasifika islands in 2002 when he was a Kazakh diplomat seeking trade for goats and other resources.
In a suprising revelation, a Sydney Roosters scout visiting the islands
coincided with Borat's visit who saw his running style and approached him, but was never trialled because of his sociocultural viewpoints.
Should the Western Pasifika bid be successful, Borat vowed to give the team a high five as they run out onto the field in their inaugural game and if they win his sister Natalya will make a special appearance in the sheds.

spina sie!

 

[MugaB]

Yakshemash.

Kazakhstan's number 1 reporter and celebrity Borat Sagdiyev is the latest advocate of the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid. Mr Sadiyev is a lifelong fan of rugby league, playing for the Kuzcek Cutters since the tender age of 6. Competing with his brother Bilo for the coveted left wing position with his father Boltok watching from the sidelines, Borat developed a deceptive left foot step and a unique running style.
Borat first discovered the Western Pasifika islands in 2002 when he was a Kazakh diplomat seeking trade for goats and other resources.
In a suprising revelation, a Sydney Roosters scout visiting the islands
coincided with Borat's visit who saw his running style and approached him, but was never trialled because of his sociocultural viewpoints.
Should the Western Pasifika bid be successful, Borat vowed to give the team a high five as they run out onto the field in their inaugural game and if they win his sister Natalya will make a special appearance in the sheds.

spina sie!

Wery wery Niiiiiiiceee

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

Yakshemash.

Kazakhstan's number 1 reporter and celebrity Borat Sagdiyev is the latest advocate of the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid. Mr Sadiyev is a lifelong fan of rugby league, playing for the Kuzcek Cutters since the tender age of 6. Competing with his brother Bilo for the coveted left wing position with his father Boltok watching from the sidelines, Borat developed a deceptive left foot step and a unique running style.
Borat first discovered the Western Pasifika islands in 2002 when he was a Kazakh diplomat seeking trade for goats and other resources.
In a suprising revelation, a Sydney Roosters scout visiting the islands
coincided with Borat's visit who saw his running style and approached him, but was never trialled because of his sociocultural viewpoints.
Should the Western Pasifika bid be successful, Borat vowed to give the team a high five as they run out onto the field in their inaugural game and if they win his sister Natalya will make a special appearance in the sheds.

spina sie!

Will the players spike their hair to look like porcupines?

 

[bad boy bubby]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Western Pasifika have received a major boost with Lorraine Lyon coming on to head the board.
Ms Lyon went on to say
"The Orange Man owes me. I will get him to swing Florida in the Porcupines direction"


Addendum:
This is a true story.
Events took place in January 2024 and it has been thrown up as the Fargo alternative Season 5 finale.

 

[MugaB]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Western Pasifika have received a major boost with Lorraine Lyon coming on to head the board.
Ms Lyon went on to say
"The Orange Man owes me. I will get him to swing Florida in the Porcupines direction"


Addendum:
This is a true story.
Events took place in January 2024 and it has been thrown up as the Fargo alternative Season 5 finale.

Dont you spoil the finale for me i haven't started watching it..... only a true fükwit would do that

 

[bad boy bubby]

Dont you spoil the finale for me i haven't started watching it..... only a true fükwit would do that

Hey! Once they brought in Florida and Trump to the 18th team thread all bets became off!!
The Porcupines had to roll!

PS: did you read Lorraines words in that weird accent of hers?

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

I hear the bid is changing its name to the Hedgehogs so it can use Sonic as their mascot?

Club will be owned by Sega.

 

[MugaB]

I hear the bid is changing its name to the Hedgehogs so it can use Sonic as their mascot?

Club will be owned by Sega.

Booooding!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

I hear the bid is changing its name to the Hedgehogs so it can use Sonic as their mascot?

Club will be owned by Sega.

You heard wrong