Western Pasifika Bid News

[MugaB]

You heard wrong

I heard Wong

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Forget Sega, The Porcupines will be sponsored by Atari.

Spines up!!!!

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

You heard wrong

The Sega Sonic Hedgehogs. Will be huge in Japan.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Huge news for the Tandy Memorex Western Pasifika Porcupines! CEO Art Vandelay will announce today that the SBS Food Channel will broadcast all Porcupine games! This 9 billion Zloty 29 year deal will put the porcupines in the box seat for league fans all over the world.
Mr Vandelay said: 'We are hopeful that the NRL will schedule our games at our prefered timeslot of Tuesday 1am. With a lead in of Mystery Diners we anticipate that 67 billion viewers will watch porcupine games weekly'.

Spines up and bon appetit!!!!!!

 

[taipan]

If there isn't a representation of players from Easter Island and castaways from the Galapagos Islands , I'm not interested in a Pacific side.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If there isn't a representation of players from Easter Island and castaways from the Galapagos Islands , I'm not interest in a Pacific side.

Our first Captain:

 

[MugaB]

Huge news for the Tandy Memorex Western Pasifika Porcupines! CEO Art Vandelay will announce today that the SBS Food Channel will broadcast all Porcupine games! This 9 billion Zloty 29 year deal will put the porcupines in the box seat for league fans all over the world.
Mr Vandelay said: 'We are hopeful that the NRL will schedule our games at our prefered timeslot of Tuesday 1am. With a lead in of Mystery Diners we anticipate that 67 billion viewers will watch porcupine games weekly'.

Spines up and bon appetit!!!!!!

All mystery diners will rotate thru the restaurant "Grappa" in liechardt, this will ensure good will for the fox journos, thus increasing this western pacifikas bid to become the 19th team

 

[MugaB]

If there isn't a representation of players from Easter Island and castaways from the Galapagos Islands , I'm not interested in a Pacific side.

That way too east... its part of the Dolphins catchment anyways

 

[taipan]

That way too east... its part of the Dolphins catchment anyways

Ok then I'll thrown Pitcairn Island used to be pretty incestuous.Could call the new team the Mutineers .

 

[This Year?]

Huge news for the Tandy Memorex Western Pasifika Porcupines! CEO Art Vandelay will announce today that the SBS Food Channel will broadcast all Porcupine games! This 9 billion Zloty 29 year deal will put the porcupines in the box seat for league fans all over the world.
Mr Vandelay said: 'We are hopeful that the NRL will schedule our games at our prefered timeslot of Tuesday 1am. With a lead in of Mystery Diners we anticipate that 67 billion viewers will watch porcupine games weekly'.

Spines up and bon appetit!!!!!!

The thought of watching rugby league between episodes of Come Dine With Me and Choccywoccydoodah whets the appetite. Maybe in a special episode Luke Nguyen will cook on the sideline during a game.

 

[blue bags]

Southern orcas

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as we announce a partnership with world super power Equatorial Guinea to provide security at all home games. This partnership will also guarantee peace and stability in the region and prevent mutually assured destruction or a global extinction event.

Spines up!!!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as we announce a partnership with world super power Equatorial Guinea to provide security at all home games. This partnership will also guarantee peace and stability in the region and prevent mutually assured destruction or a global extinction event.

Spines up!!!!!!!

Easter Island have also said they'll dress their stone faces in the Porcupines colors, even wrap a few scarfs around their heads in support

Will have to wait till the spines gets a licence, till then they'll be wahs up the WAHs!!!

Spines up!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Major breaking news as the Western Pasifika Porcupines can confirm a merger with the bears as the race for the 18th NRL licence becomes a foregone conclusion. The merger of the porcupines with the Bad News Bears will see the ghost of Walter Matthau coach the expanisionist juggernaut! in the famous grey and beige jersey!

Spines and claws up!!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

Major breaking news as the Western Pasifika Porcupines can confirm a merger with the bears as the race for the 18th NRL licence becomes a foregone conclusion. The merger of the porcupines with the Bad News Bears will see the ghost of Walter Matthau coach the expanisionist juggernaut! in the famous grey and beige jersey!

Spines and claws up!!!!!

The Porcupears?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Update from the Western Pasifika Porcupines. The proposed merger with the bears will not go ahead. The porcupines could not agree with the bears non negotiables:
Logo, colours, name: non negotiable.
18 games a year at NSO: non negotiable
Mario Fenech to be given a 10 year 12 million dollar deal: non negotiable.
Not winning anither premiership for another 100 years: non negotiable.

We wish the Teddy Bears all the best as they attempt to reenter the NRL from their new home base of Mawson Base Antarctica.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Update from the Western Pasifika Porcupines. The proposed merger with the bears will not go ahead. The porcupines could not agree with the bears non negotiables:
Logo, colours, name: non negotiable.
18 games a year at NSO: non negotiable
Mario Fenech to be given a 10 year 12 million dollar deal: non negotiable.
Not winning anither premiership for another 100 years: non negotiable.

We wish the Teddy Bears all the best as they attempt to reenter the NRL from their new home base of Mawson Base Antarctica.

Spines up!!!!

Mawson base Antarctica = dots on a map!!
Western Pasifika is where the action is

 

[blue bags]

Mawson base Antarctica = dots on a map!!
Western Pasifika is where the action is

No Bear's around that area
Only penguins. Whales. Orcas

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines! Prime Minister of Togo has backed the Porcupines, along with Annandale, University and Glebe as new teams in an expanded NRL. The PM was quoted as saying: "bringing back these three teams as well as introducing a powerhouses like the porcupines will make the NRL the most influential sporting organisation in the universe".

The porcupines look forward to the local derby between Annandale, a rivalry that has been going since 37 BC.

Spines up!!!!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines! Prime Minister of Togo has backed the Porcupines, along with Annandale, University and Glebe as new teams in an expanded NRL. The PM was quoted as saying: "bringing back these three teams as well as introducing a powerhouses like the porcupines will make the NRL the most influential sporting organisation in the universe".

The porcupines look forward to the local derby between Annandale, a rivalry that has been going since 37 BC.

Spines up!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately the ARLC has rejected the western pacifika porkies bid, due to the conflict of being in the same universe as another favourable bid, in the my left foot bid, and so in trying to please everyone, they've suggested to hold an annual pre-season match much like the famous mudgee charity shield, between these two great bids, and create a match that will rival State of Origin, this game will be held next season prior to las vegas round 1, but after the superbowl, so as to not conflict with any other code or event... the winner will be able to play the winner of the world cup challenge, although that might have to be post ponned to the end of the season as the game is set to be played on the other side of the milky way, this will take a few months for the teams to return home and recover...
Socks up and Spines up!