Winston. The choice is clear.
The mighty Parramatta Eels. Why? Our country was born there - first farm, first factory, first government house, first railway station, first 24hr Maccas.
There are benefits, too. Chicks go crazy over someone in blue and gold. Just as it has been clinically tested that following Brisbane reduces your IQ, following Parra increases penis length. Also, if you need an insurance job on your car, being a Parra supporter will get it trashed whenever they play Canterbury (the Al-Quaida club). Being a Parra fan means you have teeth (unlise Souths or Penrith), a job (unlike Newcastle or Wests), a clean criminal record (unlike Canterbury), wealth (unlike Cronulla), friends (unlike Canberra), brains (unlike the 3 QLD clubs), testoterone (unlike Manly), integrity (unlike Melbourne), a lack of sexual attraction to farm animals (unlike the Warriors), other fans to chat to (unlike the Roosters), and colour footage of your last premiership win (unlike the Dragons), then this is the team for you:
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