Whats the latest saga with Dykes ?

[coolumsharkie]

well u have to keep positive we will find one or with dykes possibly going to brisbane maybe we can use that money for a player from the ESL

Son....

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Thomo.]

dreaming!

 

[sharks4ever]

Son....

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

no cant say i have been

 

[carcharias]

no cant say i have been

you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[coolumsharkie]

you ever seen a grown man naked?

I was trying to remember that line last night

 

[carcharias]

is it from Flying high?

 

[coolumsharkie]

is it from Flying high?

yep...

When the pilot offers the kid to "come up and see the cockpit"

 

[Thomo.]

love it...GOLD! :lol:

 

[blacktip-reefy]

surely you can't be serious?

 

[blacktip-reefy]

"We have to land & get these people to a hospital!"

" A hospital! What is it?"

" Its a big white building, with lots of patients, but thats not important right now"

 

[blacktip-reefy]

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit coffee.

 

[coolumsharkie]

Can I get you something?
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Oh, good.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

 

[roboshark]

Can I get you something?
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Oh, good.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

:lol: I dont know whats more clever- that scene or the fact that you have written it coolum

 

[White Poiner]

What the hell is it ?

 

[roboshark]

What the hell is it ?

Have yoiu seen the movie Flying High?

2 black guys talking jive on a plane to a stewardess and she talks back the same way- you had to be there!!

 

[White Poiner]

IM gonna have to see that movie, how old is it?

 

[roboshark]

made in 1980

 

[White Poiner]

Crap... Old as.

 

[sharkadelic]

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue....

 

[blacktip-reefy]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
translation: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
translation: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
translation: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
translation: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
translation: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
translation: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
translation: GOLLY.