what's your favourite r kelly metaphor/analogy?

[half]

- like a baseball field, gonna hit a home run
- i'm about to take my key and stick it in the ignition
- like a hotel room, i'm checking into you
- all you gotta do is keep it hopping like a rabbit
- i been going round and round just like a ferris wheel
- i'm digging like a shovel, all the things you do
- you remind me of my jeep (i wanna ride it)

 

[Johns Magic]

- You must be a football coach, the way you got me playing the field

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

This is the same dude who's screwing 9 year olds on video or somthing?

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I've never heard of him/her/it.

Sounds like an imbecile though. What does it do?

 

[SpaceMonkey]

The Bloodhoud Gang beat all of those lame ass efforts with these:

"I get stupid like that mongoloid Corky"
"Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than The Dirty Dozen"
"I'll Wipe The Grin Off Your Face Like I Was A Can Of Windex"
"cause I'm kinda like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie"
"i'm hung like the planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye"
"i'm not black like barry white no i am white like frank black is"
"With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle"
"You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me"
"I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian"

And they're only from two songs!

 

[Melstar]

Haha I had never really thought about it til now, but he does have a hell of a lot of silly little metaphors doesnt he.
I'll have a listen to his greatest hits cd tonight and add a few to the list

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

The Bloodhoud Gang beat all of those lame ass efforts with these:

"I get stupid like that mongoloid Corky"
"Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than The Dirty Dozen"
"I'll Wipe The Grin Off Your Face Like I Was A Can Of Windex"
"cause I'm kinda like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie"
"i'm hung like the planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye"
"i'm not black like barry white no i am white like frank black is"
"With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle"
"You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me"
"I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian"

And they're only from two songs!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Godz Illa]

Yes, both R Kelly and The Bloodhound Gang are adept at utilising a figure of speech directly expressing a resemblance of one thing to another - otherwise known as a simile. Most of your examples aren't metaphors guys, they are similes. Lift your game. Class dismissed.

 

[Johns Magic]

Good Afternoon Mr. Illa

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Haha I had never really thought about it til now, but he does have a hell of a lot of silly little metaphors doesnt he.
I'll have a listen to his greatest hits cd tonight and add a few to the list

hahahahahahahaha

Really, he has a greatest hits CD?

Now that's funny. :lol:

 

[Melstar]

calm down EA! Its decent but not sensational IMO. Couple of gems on there
http://www.hmv.com.au/v4/product/rnb.asp?sku=898415

 

[half]

Yes, both R Kelly and The Bloodhound Gang are adept at utilising a figure of speech directly expressing a resemblance of one thing to another - otherwise known as a simile. Most of your examples aren't metaphors guys, they are similes. Lift your game. Class dismissed.

but ain't they also known as analogies?

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Yes, both R Kelly and The Bloodhound Gang are adept at utilising a figure of speech directly expressing a resemblance of one thing to another - otherwise known as a simile. Most of your examples aren't metaphors guys, they are similes. Lift your game. Class dismissed.

but ain't they also known as analogies?

I've got analogy to R Kelly.

 

[keeney]

hahahaahahah oh god u deserve death

 

[blackfriday]

r kelly? isnt he that guy who screws little girls or something?

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

On video too, i think

 

[half]

so he was filmed urinating on a teenage girl. big whoop

 

[Godz Illa]

so he was filmed urinating on a teenage girl. big whoop

hahahahahaha Brilliant half. They're isn't a simile or an analogy for that. Where have you been lately, man? In your absence the FFB has been, to use a simile, about as enjoyable as Comedy Inc.

 

[Johns Magic]

Yeah the FFB has been hell-boring. No Half=No Firkin Fun Bar

 

[Twizzle]

or as funny as a fart in a space suit