When will we win our 1st game in 2025

[King-Gutho94]

So what round can we actually see us winning our first game.

 

[MarkInTheStands]

2026

 

[Chipmunk]

This group of players won't win a game without Moses on the field.

I'd argue we will struggle to come within 20 points of ANY opponent without Moses on the field.

 

[TheParraboy]

I reckon dragons Rd 5

Slow, playing injured, use by date expired Dragons FB wont trouble us

I also reckon rd 7 v tigers is a lock cause it wont be hot

bye round 8

All of a sudden we are talking about finals leading into magic rd.....

 

[King-Gutho94]

I reckon dragons Rd 5

Slow, playing injured, use by date expired Dragons FB wont trouble us

I also reckon rd 7 v tigers is a lock cause it wont be hot

bye round 8

All of a sudden we are talking about finals leading into magic rd.....

FFS i have already booked my holidays in September.

 

[eel01s]

When do we have the bye?

 

[Lemon Squash]

It would be a very Parra thing to do, that after finally cutting ties with the arrangement, that we go up to Darwin and give the Raiders a touch up after playing like balls there for the best part of a decade.

 

[senior]

Well I just put money on us to win the spoon so hopefully round 26-27

 

[TheParraboy]

FFS i have already booked my holidays in September.

Your not a real fan

 

[TheParraboy]

When do we have the bye?

 

[84 Baby]

The question should be who will be the first opponent to take us easy and not turn up?

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Maybe Bulldogs without Kikau and Burton, but I have no confidence after yesterday's performance. Maybe Dragons but if they dont win that, it looks like a long wait. Darwin, Magic Round and Easter Monday they rarely turn up.

 

[Parra Pride]

I'm not allowed to vote in polls apparently but probably the Dolphins. Dragons would be fun for me to shit talk someone at work though.

 

[Twizzle]

Dragons Round 5

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dolphins in Round 10 when BA is reinstalled as coach.

 

[blue bags]

Get the defence going strong
Win most weekends

 

[the phantom menace]

Gutho will make sure Dragons beat us at Commbank.

Round 7 return match v Tigers is our first win for mine.

 

[Parra Pride]

Gutho will make sure Dragons beat us at Commbank.

Round 7 return match v Tigers is our first win for mine.

Actually f**k I forgot Gutho is with the Dragons. Will probably make us look as silly as one Jarryd Hayne did to them in the 2009 finals.

 

[Legal Eel]

So what round can we actually see us winning our first game.

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Dogs will pump us - they wont be complacent due to their injuries - and their complacency was our only hope
We will fight hard against manly for about 50 mins and die in the arse
Gutho will turn back the clock in round 5
Canberra will monster us in Darwin and "the heat" will melt this lot as we have seen
Easter Monday - without Mitch, they bury us
Sharks will dismantle us by 40
Mitch will return in Round 10 and we will beat the Dolphins 38-28...and Mitch will be named in Origin exactly one week later after a spirited loss to the Knights!

 

[emjaycee]

It would be a very Parra thing to do, that after finally cutting ties with the arrangement, that we go up to Darwin and give the Raiders a touch up after playing like balls there for the best part of a decade.

I think we've won 6/10 there so far. The playing like balls has only been the last 3 years, before that we had won 6/7.