Which celeb would you marry?

[gUt]

 

[Goldthorpe]

should i know who mike patton is?

That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning!

Still nothing

 

[Bazal]

should i know who mike patton is?

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What is this? Is this srsly?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

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What is this? Is this srsly?

Yes very serious

 

[thorson1987]

Yes very serious

Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gUt]

That's cool, less competition for me.

 

[Dani]

Was trying to think of a pun with no more faith. Not smart enough.

 

[Abz]

Probably...

 

[Houdini]

Johnny Depp or Jason Momoa

 

[Dani]

I am going to go to Seattle and trick Jesse Williams into marrying me.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Scarlet Johansson would get tied up in the basement. Sexiest chick on the planet bar none

 

[Dragon2010]

Scarlet Johansson would get tied up in the basement. Sexiest chick on the planet bar none

She's in a league of her own IMO. Share?

 

[Twizzle]

I am going to go to Seattle and trick Jesse Williams into marrying me.

show him your shiny new banner and just tell him you're our fav firkie

if that doesn't work just pop those puppies out and he's yours

no man can resist bewbs

 

[Dani]

Good plan.

 

[Eelementary]

My answer changes now from Rachel MacAdams to Dani.

 

[Dutchy]

Scarlet Johansson would get tied up in the basement. Sexiest chick on the planet bar none

Her twin sister says howdy

 

[Eelementary]

My answer changes now from Rachel MacAdams to Dani.

I am going to go to Seattle and trick Jesse Williams into marrying me.

...But it seems I might have competition.

Who here thinks I can take him?

*reads Wiki page on Tha Monstar*

Wait a second...191cm and 147kg? f**k that noise.

Sorry, Dani. I gotsa go crawling back to Rachel MacAdams.

 

[Dani]

He's so huge
And so tattooed

 

[Eelementary]

He's so huge
And so tattooed

And I am only one of those things...Damn.