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Meanwhile in a spaceship hovering invisibly above emu plains
Alien elf: “ Captain, I detect a citizen who seems impervious to the smug beam bubble”
Captain: what’s the Cleary status?
Alien: elf: We have vision Sir
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Captain: I want that besmugged image mind-melded into
@blue bags subconscious for all time.
Alien elf: Hard to displace his current thoughts Sir:
Captain: Vision please of
@blue bags current thoughts
@Mr Spock!
@Mr Spock!: He’s at work Sir:
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Captain:
@soc123_au and
@BradParkerTheGoat, our swat team, to report to my office for a search and capture mission. Tasers set to stun with nerf balls only.
Release that prisoner
@SLRBRONCOS, we can’t help him after all.Make sure you beam him back to earth with his wooden spoon, he’s been f**king hysterical without it.
And take the metal probe out of
@the Silverdale Phantoms backside. Give him the spiked one he had inserted when we captured him.
@Mr Spock! : And our report to Smug Fleet Commander
@Jane Murray?
Captain: Ffs , don’t upset the boss.
Get
@macnaz to find her another planet to blow up for kiks.
Captain: now engineer
@stryker whats the report?
@stryker: The tigers are f**ked Sir.
Captain: I know that (Sigh) -the ship, I mean the ship!
@stryker: she won’t be able to smug for much longer.
Captain: You say that every mission!
Dr
@Das Hassler: Sir, we have a Klingon problem in the surgery, he’s been there for a year.
Captain: What’s the problem?
Dr
@Das Hassler: No Medicare card Sir.
Captain: I hate this assignment. How the f**k am I going to ensure the Panthers win this year with this crew?! I should have taken the sewerage assignment on Venus last year. Paid better too.
My buddy
@merahputih was right, I should have spent more time studying and less time partying at the academy.