Worse Insult

[Kill The Wabbit]

"You drink your own bath water, you thick-headed, carrion gobbling, llama attacking, misanthropic dependent of Barney the Dinosaur."

"You lick yourself instead of bathing, you imprudent, fungus kissing, frog attacking, unhinged accident of a space alien's romantic fling at the zoo."

"You scratch yourself with your hind leg, you thick-headed, mud slobbering, cat torturing, sordid progeny of an existentialist pinball machine repairman."

 

[Evilgrowler]

"You turn around 3 times before you lie down, you priggish, ear wax kissing, harp seal exploiting, seditious suckling of a radioactive harpy."

"You sniff under strange dogs' tails, you improvident, scum devouring, chicken sucking, carpet-bagging whelp of a three-toed hermaphrodite."

"You hide when you hear water running in the tub, you infected, manure chewing, penguin molesting, belligerent brat of an oil tank driver."

"You chase cars and bark at them, you pencil-necked, worm savouring, dolphin exploiting, unhinged accident of Richard Nixon's secret indiscretions."

"You sniff at every tree you pass, you abysmal, guano slobbering, dog stroking, chemically-based cub of a eunuch's auto-erotic ingenuity."

 

[Bobby DIGital]

I just like saying shit like "how does my *edit* taste" and "get off my *edit* you *edit* rider" etc....and "Why dont you lick my left testicle cos its getting jealous of all the attention youre placing on my right one"

fav yr mamma joke is "your moms is so hairy, when she walks thru the woods, bigfoot takes pictures of her"

 

[Evilgrowler]

I'll shove my foot so far up your arse, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

How about...Ill shove my foot so far up your ass..you'll be flossing with my shoelaces.

 

[Anonymous]

I just use big swear words. That normally scares people 8)

 

[Kiwi]

this works for me when people are annoying me.....

"Ever had a near death experience?"

When you get a "no" reply with...

"Want one?"

 

[Evilgrowler]

I just use big swear words. That normally scares people 8)

You deliver pizzas Earl You don't scare anyone. ;-)

 

[Hell Bitch]

Your as usefull as shithouse with a glass door

 

[***MH***]

Your so inbred, you know when your sisters on her rag when you suck your dads *edit*.

 

[Gazaroticus Thunderstalks]

Is your daddy and mummy, brother and sister?

 

[dead_possum]

UR GRMMAR AND SPELNG IS SO BAD ONLY A 12 YAAR OLD CUD UND3RSTAND U111!!1!1 OMG

You're so useless, you couldn't humiliate a hampster.

 

[Acka]

You are so ugly you couldn't get any in a whorehouse if you offered them a million dollars

 

[madunit]

I've released faecal matter with more intellect than you

 

[Anonymous]

I just use big swear words. That normally scares people 8)

You deliver pizzas Earl You don't scare anyone. ;-)

Exactly EG. How much power do you think I have over people when I'm carrying their dinner to the front door :badgrin:

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Me...Oh YEA!

 

[bubs]

You have the IQ of a KINDER SUPRISE.
(Funnily enough, this describes quite a lot of people on this foum)

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Phillips]

i would cry if some one called me "Manly Preniers in 2005"

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Would that be bcause yo are trying to hunt someone down?