Worse Insult

[Rise Against]

Whats the worse insult u can come up with?

Preferably i love the

Your as useless as jokes.

Eg

Your as useless as tits on a bull, Your as useless as a condom to a lesbian

and when describing how hungry you are (this isnt really an insult)

Im so hungry i can eat the crutch out of a low flying duck

Im so hungry i can eat the crutch out of a dead cow

what your best???

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

i resort to racial slurs.

 

[Rise Against]

hahaha whats ur best racial slur?

 

[Danish Moo Cow]

See 'Full Metal Jacket' if you want some good insults.

 

[Rise Against]

is that a dvd? whos in it DMC?

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I have already been banned for resorting to racial slurs here once before.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

How tall are you private? "6'2 sir"....."by god, i didnt know they stacked shit that high."

LMAO classic.

 

[Rise Against]

hahaha dont worry abt it then ch haha.. must be pretty good ones then

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

full metal jacket is about marine recruits who go through basic training then onto vietnam

 

[Rise Against]

i heard this one.. i dunno if its funny tho

Your as useless as shoes are to a paraplegic..

borderline..

 

[JessEel]

dunno if they're any good, but all i got is:
if i throw a stick.. will you leave?
_and_
somewhere you are depriving a villiage of an idiot

 

[Rise Against]

somewhere you are depriving a villiage of an idiot

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gold!

 

[Anonymous]

somewhere you are depriving a villiage of an idiot

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gold!

That one is pretty damn old, and I think not that funny.

 

[Rustay]

I like "dumbarse". It simple but it gets the msg across.

 

[Hell Bitch]

I don't usually resort to insults

I just piss people off by looking at them as if they are extremely stupid and then walking away. People hate that.

I can do a damn good death stare too I am told, so that works in place of an insult too.

 

[Rise Against]

I don't usually resort to insults

I just piss people off by looking at them as if they are extremely stupid and then walking away. People hate that.

I can do a damn good death stare too I am told, so that works in place of an insult too.

:-s

*mental note* never piss hell bitch off


be quiet earl.. just cause ur the forum clown doesnt mean everyone else hasnt heard these calls! :evil:

 

[Anonymous]

Do you know whats sad? I couldn't find a single picture of a clown

 

[Rise Against]

i have one on msn.. can u use that??

there has 2 be a clown/tool emoticon somewhere

hahaha where do u get em from earl?

that androtop one is gold

 

[Spike]

Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. You are a shockingly salacious mauvais sujet, deplorable, enema-addicted piece of excrement attached to a dog's testicle. There is nothing I'd like more than for you to give yourself a lobotomy with a hammer and chisel.

I rack stuff like this off in a similar fashion to Stifler.

 

[Rise Against]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH f**kIN CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS