Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[gUt]

...erm...

Yes, that's what I meant.

Yes.

 

[adamkungl]

gut wants c**k

 

[gUt]

I now choose to gracefully bow out of this thread, with my dignity fully intact.

 

[redvscotty]

haha gut!

 

[StormChaser]

This thread took a turn for the wtf's lol

 

[gUt]

I can't help but feel the universe has paid me back for the picture of the woman getting punched on the first page.

 

[StormChaser]

Yah karma be a mean bitch, having said that, it's ok to be gay. We're all friends here, gUt, in fact, when GKD finally comes out of the closet, I'mma throw him a big 'ol rainbow parade of his very own.

 

[Cliffhanger]

If I swapped bodies with a guy for a day the first thing I'd do is find out what it feels like to have a boner, then I'd see if orgasms feel any different


If I was in a man's body I'd f**k a chick, nothing against gays just find guy on guy action incredibly unsexy.

 

[StormChaser]

Oh I love teh ghey porn!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Damn

 

[Apey]

 

[God-King Dean]

If I was a chick I'd root gUt.

If went back to being a guy I'd root gUt.

 

[IanG]

Hmmm Seems I've opened up a can of worms.

 

[madunit]

Apey, the pit of doom and hellfire isn't big enough, nor are the flames

 

[Alba]

dont waste money on expensive gifts for women.

You'll get more appreciation (read: BJs) buying her flowers a couple times a month than blowing thousands on some sparkly jewellery once or twice a year.

lol... if you buy flowers a couple of times a month, it loses spontaneity. I love coming home to find something I have been wanting, whether it be that I've been craving chocolate and there's a big bag of Lindt balls on the table, or that I've been homesick and miss my Mum's meatloaf and I come home to the smell of hubby trying to make it for me.. flowers are nice, but they lose meaning if you're getting them all the time IMO.

How can one avoid being consigned to the friend bin?

Also how come all the married men I know refer to their partners as "The Boss" or "She who must be obeyed"?

Once you get married, you'll get it. Happy wife=Happy life

yes, girls are very jealous

only when they are insecure, are they jealous.

 

[adamkungl]

This thread took a turn for the wtf's lol

What did you expect?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Alba is very wise.

 

[God-King Dean]

Are we talking about the actress, or the hot one?

 

[Alba]

my husband likes to tell me that I am not wise, I am a wise-ASS.

 

[Alba]

hahaha GKD awwwwwwwwwwwwww