Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Alba]

yep, girls that think that way are the definition of a needy b*tch!!

 

[Shorty]

Could Alba be a straight man trapped in a womern's body?

I'd assume I fit that description pretty well:sarcasm:

 

[adamkungl]

LOL masturbating as cheating... f**k... the mind boggles.

masturbation/porn....purely a boredom thing when you're in a relationship and getting some regularly. Nothing to do with the girl at all, doesn't mean you're unsatisfied or interested in other chicks.

It's more like.... "....no one home...hmm....yep, naked women on the internet."

 

[perverse]

masturbation/porn....purely a boredom thing when you're in a relationship and getting some regularly. Nothing to do with the girl at all, doesn't mean you're unsatisfied or interested in other chicks.

It's more like.... "....no one home...hmm....yep, naked women on the internet."

exactly. women can take it as some sort of offence, like they're not satisfying their man or some such stupid woman nonsense. the reality, of course, is that sometimes a dude just wants to knock one out. the thing is, we always can. easily. conveniently. it's right there, why the f**k wouldn't we?

 

[gUt]

I'd assume I fit that description pretty well:sarcasm:

I have no idea.

Do you?

 

[adamkungl]

exactly. women can take it as some sort of offence, like they're not satisfying their man or some such stupid woman nonsense. the reality, of course, is that sometimes a dude just wants to knock one out. the thing is, we always can. easily. conveniently. it's right there, why the f**k wouldn't we?

Pretty much. What else are you supposed to do in between eating meat and playing video games?

 

[Twizzle]

my left hand once cheated on my right hand

 

[Shorty]

I have no idea.

Do you?

I've been away from FFB for too long!

Actually, I had a girl over the other night and we were eating and she says to me.....'What's better food or sex?'

Hmmmmmm.

 

[Twizzle]

I've been away from FFB for too long!

Actually, I had a girl over the other night and we were eating and she says to me.....'What's better food or sex?'

Hmmmmmm.

that's a no brainer

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Eating whilst having sex is always pretty good.

 

[dogslife]

I've been away from FFB for too long!

Actually, I had a girl over the other night and we were eating and she says to me.....'What's better food or sex?'

Hmmmmmm.

What were you eating?

 

[Twizzle]

Eating whilst having sex is always pretty good.

are you George Kostanza ?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I'M TAKING IT UP A NOTCH! text so I can caps

 

[Shorty]

What were you eating?

Pizza....after waiting over 2 hours for it....and spending that 2 hours doing other things....
So I think the answer can change depending on your current status with the two.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Btw I saw that Monk broke up with his missus.

Can't help but feel that this thread has been a failure because of this.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Sex is better than food imo.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Pizza....after waiting over 2 hours for it....and spending that 2 hours doing other things....
So I think the answer can change depending on your current status with the two.

So no anchovette's necessary....

 

[Hallatia]

no, Monk never asked for advice about that relationship in this thread, therefore he failed the relationship by not utilising the thread. The thread didn't fail him.

Edit: response to what DKoR said, now a couple of posts up

 

[adamkungl]

Eating whilst having sex is always pretty good.

the constanza.

 

[Twizzle]

Pizza....after waiting over 2 hours for it....and spending that 2 hours doing other things....
So I think the answer can change depending on your current status with the two.

2 hours ?

no wonder you were hungry