1st Test: New Zealand v Australia at Wellington on Feb 12-16, 2016

[Twatface Magee]

:lol:. yeah, we're all looking at the team pics of Warner, Smith, Lyon, Siddle, Burns, Voges, etc etc and thinking, man do all Australian cricketers have supermodel looks

They just look like the special class from school

Pretty good special class to have a first innings lead of 280 with 4 wickets in hand.

 

[JJ]

Pretty good special class to have a first innings lead of 280 with 4 wickets in hand.

Indeed, but given the way they appear, strange that El D would say the NZ'ers look like mongs, I mean seriously :lol:

 

[chigurh]

lol

I'm sure even Craig appreciates the humour, being the nice guy that he is

 

[JJ]

I mean seriously, take a look at the mug shots, and these are good ones...

http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-australia-2015-16/content/squad/963693.html

 

[chigurh]

Boult's head reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy, a bit

 

[JJ]

lol

I'm sure even Craig appreciates the humour, being the nice guy that he is

Do you know him?

 

[JJ]

Boults head reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy, a bit

Yeah, it does - but Lyon looks like a character from the X files, and most of the rest look like they were dropped on their heads at birth - and then some were stood on.

The less said about Siddle the better

Anyway, dominant by Australia - will take a massive effort not to loose this - disappointing, but at the end of the day, Australia have thoroughly outplayed us, and we've been largely mud

 

[Twatface Magee]

Driving through New Zealand like

[youtube]IHU74G5SVa8[/youtube]

 

[ANTiLAG]

This is funny.

The anti-kiwi trolling has just officially started by El Diablo and Twatface, when Australia is finally clearly on top.

Nothing during the ODI series. Match threads were fine in Antipodean relations.

Interesting.

Lets see if the mods have two eyes open.

 

[Twatface Magee]

This is funny.

The anti-kiwi trolling has just officially started by El Diablo and Twatface, when Australia is finally clearly on top.

Nothing during the ODI series.

Interesting.

Lets see if the mods have two eyes open.

Mark Craig didn't play in the ODI series.

 

[umina panther]

El Derpo is a flog

 

[chigurh]

Anyway, good knocks from Usman and Voges. The kiwi bowlers seem kind of hapless against them, and when the ball doesn't talk they remind me of Siddle bowling on a road, a bit.

 

[TheParraboy]

Yeah, it does - but Lyon looks like a character from the X files, and most of the rest look like they were dropped on their heads at birth - and then some were stood on.

The less said about Siddle the better

Anyway, dominant by Australia - will take a massive effort not to loose this - disappointing, but at the end of the day, Australia have thoroughly outplayed us, and we've been largely mud

haha that is true

 

[Twatface Magee]

Smith has an away Test batting average of 51.65, yeah that's rubbish

 

[JJ]

Smith has an away Test batting average of 51.65, yeah that's rubbish

Every post you make shows you know absolutely nothing about cricket - why do you persist?

 

[Pete Cash]

In guys who have played a minimum of 72 innings only Bradman, Sutcliffe, Barrington, Weekes and Hammond average more than Smith lol.

Maybe he is actually a pretty good batsman. Crazy I know

 

[ANTiLAG]

Well I'm happy for Adam Voges.

A remarkable career.

How does he go against spin? Sri Lanka comming up, their seamers are crap.

 

[Pete Cash]

Australians in general don't play spin well in Asia

 

[Pete Cash]

Also I can't imagine a better start to a career than what Voges has had but at the same point in his career Bradman had 700 more runs and averaged more.

Tommy's great grandfather was criticising his technique though lol

 

[ANTiLAG]

Australians in general don't play spin well in Asia

With respect, I don't care for the in general part.

How well does Voges play spin? Seems to be okay against leggies where others fail.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/810423.html

Herath is the biggest threat Sri Lanka have. He's a good player in friendly conditions, but no Murali.