Petty things that give you the shits…

[Dragon Slayer]

The woman who absolutely REFUSES to acknowledge you or say hello when walking my dog past her when she's walking her dog. Everyone else says hello, but this one actually puts effort into pretending you're not there and dragging her dog away quickly - it's like something very bad must have happened to this woman to make her absurdly antisocial. And if you say hello to her, you get nothing, she won't even look at you - I've tried 3 times.

It's a petty complaint, but it's just so weird.

Have you tried Tinder?

 

[Quigs]

It's called Stranger Danger Dragon.

 

[DJDL]

Calling help lines and being greeted with "We are currently experiencing longer than expected wait times".
Every. Single. Time.

If it's every time, how is it not expected?
Just be honest about it - "Call this number for help, and you can expect to be on hold for up to an hour".

 

[Ozzi_78]

Calling help lines and being greeted with "We are currently experiencing longer than expected wait times".
Every. Single. Time.

If it's every time, how is it not expected?
Just be honest about it - "Call this number for help, and you can expect to be on hold for up to an hour".

Problem is instead of having that banger hold music they need to put comedians on… something to lighten the mood and keep you engaged.

 

[Quigs]

Those far can Donkey supporters that dance and pump their arms Donnie the orange faced imbecile Trump style when they score.

Honestly they give the eastern side of Jubilee Oval a run for a gathering of mass moron syndrome.

 

[Since 73]

Calling help lines and being greeted with "We are currently experiencing longer than expected wait times".
Every. Single. Time.

If it's every time, how is it not expected?
Just be honest about it - "Call this number for help, and you can expect to be on hold for up to an hour".

When they throw that bullshit down the line you have an image of a room full of dozens of phone operators frantically doing their best to work through the log jam of callers.

Truth is its one person with their feet up on their phone laughing their tits off at all us suckers hanging on.

These corporations do not want to talk to us. Try and find an email address for them.

 

[Blues Riff]

People who talk on videos into those stupid little microphones held between their finger and thumb.

 

[roboshark]

Flies. Inside

Bastards

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Flies. Inside

Bastards

They'll slowly float around for hours just out of reach then when you finally grab a can of fly spray they either start playing hide and seek or start moving like a prime Usain Bolt. Pricks

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

PVL
horse man shoves his dumb f**kn hoof into the rules with his 6 again nonsense.

 

[shadowboxer]

PVL
horse man shoves his dumb f**kn hoof into the rules with his 6 again nonsense.

I’m over him and for most part the game.
Doesn’t care about any aspect of the game in the past and just about the almighty gambling dollar and trying to convince all he is cool… when he isn’t, more like the dark side of Vegas.
I’m at the stage that if I see another Ladbrokes advert before the sport on commercial news channel, I will frisbee my dinner plate at the idiot box.
Shame really, the great game for what it was, still lives now…. Only in my memories.
Rant over.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Bullshit adds that be people just believe. Here is an example that I just don’t think is true.

Anyone listen to SEN, they have an add for the Starlight foundation. They raise funds for sick kids etc, an absolutely worthy cause but their add bugs me.

It states “Every minute of every day, a child is admitted to hospital. To support blah blah blah”

So conservatively (12 hours worth) they are telling me that 720 kids nationally are admitted to hospital every day? 5000 a week, admitted. Nah sorry.

 

[Quigs]

I hate you bastards ending daylight saving.

When it is in I can get to stream all "me" news shows, the bloody league all an hour earlier (with QLD time) and get to go to bed at a reasonable hour. League kickoff at 7pm not 8pm. S-B-arrhS news at 5.30pm not 6.30. And don't get me going about 7.30 on the ABC.

Inconsiderate bastards the lot of you.

I have this whinge annually

Anyhow back to bed now, I've had my wee.

 

[Since 73]

Least your curtains will stop fading Quigs

 

[Mojo]

Insanely loud exhausts on suburban vehicles.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Insanely loud exhausts on suburban vehicles.

It’s understood that the penis of said driver is inversely proportionate to the loud car exhaust.

 

[Mojo]

People on e bikes who jovially say ‘thank you’ as you step aside on a FOOTpath to avoid being run over by them.

 

[Ozzi_78]

People.

 

[DJDL]

Living in an age where it’s not socially acceptable to teach my grandson about “Ching ching Chinaman milked a cow”.

 

[Quigs]

People who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world