Rumoured Signings and General Dribble XIII

[Craig Johnston]

If they manage to sign Ferguson then something is up, there would have to be something stimulating about signing with the sharks

Gordon
Egj
ayshford
forgo
Ryan
Carney
Robbo
fafita
De gois/Morris
Gallen
Lewis
Heighington
Graham
Tupou Wright tagataese prior

f**k me

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Do sharks have any local juniors?

Andrew Ettingshausen

Whatever. He played all his junior footy for Edensor Park.

 

[jason taylor]

Do sharks have any local juniors?

Don't think so anymore. Townsend, Mills and Peachey were all local juniors and are all gone now.

 

[Craig Johnston]

the sharkies prefer to enhance by using foreign substances

 

[The Colonel]

Haven't the NSW Cup told Melbourne and Cronulla they can no longer play a combined side?? Would explain why they are chasing players to prop up their reserve grade side.

 

[Special K]

Haven't the NSW Cup told Melbourne and Cronulla they can no longer play a combined side?? Would explain why they are chasing players to prop up their reserve grade side.

Next year is the last year.

I've heard Frazer Masinamua has signed with us? Can anyone confirm?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I've heard Frazer Masinamua has signed with us? Can anyone confirm?

We heard the same thing. You guys got him for a steal.

To be honest he's the only Eels junior we've lost in recent years that I'm disappointed about. Absolutely awesome potential.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The sharks are rock solid. Anyone from Cronulla is a stand up citizen.

 

[Jason70]

Now being reported that the Sharks are signing Luke O'Donnell. No salary cap in the shire, maybe they are preparing for the worst from the ASADA investigation and stocking up their depth.

 

[84 Baby]

The sharks are rock solid. Anyone from Cronulla is a stand up citizen.

As long as they're from Straya.... merkin

 

[84 Baby]

Absolutely awesome potential.

He has so much potential it's like he stole it from others

 

[lingard]

He's stolen all my potential.

 

[spiderdan]

Slater detained by police in uk. Manchester police to release a statement in the next 30 mins.

Dean Ritchie saying slater claims he was provoked but no other details other than he was released about 15 mins ago.

Source was fox sports news.

 

[El Diablo]

Dean Ritchie is a fat merkin not worth listening to

 

[strider]

maybe a cabling incident

 

[Bigfella]

I heard that a waitress tried to put the bill on a table but billy slid in feet first to try to stop her placing it down.

 

[Casper The Ghost]

I heard that a waitress tried to put the bill on a table but billy slid in feet first to try to stop her placing it down.

Did the waitress then head-butt Billy?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She gave him a Provan-Summons Medal. But she was aiming for his mouth.

#evasive

 

[Casper The Ghost]

She gave him a Provan-Summons Medal. But she was aiming for his mouth.

#evasive

So she gave him a head job.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

More of a Saigon Ballgag.

I've never heard of this 'head job'. How does it work?