Rumoured Signings and General Dribble XIII

[attamarrap]

I heard that a waitress tried to put the bill on a table but billy slid in feet first to try to stop her placing it down.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

I heard that a waitress tried to put the bill on a table but billy slid in feet first to try to stop her placing it down.

:lol:

 

[El Diablo]

gotta have clean hands lads http://www.sportspromedia.com/news/eels_recover_with_skinx/

Eels recover with Skinx

11 November 2013 | Posted in Sponsorship, Rugby, Oceania | By Oliver Millerchip

Australian National Rugby League (NRL) the Parramatta Eels have signed antibacterial hand gel brand Skinx as their official skin recovery partner.

Eels players and coaching staff will use the gel, which is specifically designed for athletes, to minimise the risk of being unable to play due to bacterial infections.

Andrew Aloisio, the founder of Skinx, said: "Skinx is proud to be partnering with a long established NRL club such as the Parramatta Eels, working together with the team in implementing this high performance healthy skin strategy".

The Eels finished bottom of the 2013 NRL ladder to receive their second consecutive NRL wooden spoon. They recorded only five wins from their 25 fixtures and suffered their second biggest loss of all time in a 4-64 defeat to the Melbourne Storm.

 

[Bigfella]

I'm glad Casper isn't on to this yet

 

[T.S Quint]

Was it really necessary to have that last paragraph in that article?

 

[El Diablo]

maybe they didn't have clean hands the last two years

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Was it really necessary to have that last paragraph in that article?

There was something similar in the article about Unibet signing on.

 

[spiderdan]

Eels players and coaching staff will use the gel, which is specifically designed for athletes, to minimise the risk of being unable to play due to bacterial infections.

when was the last time a player in any sport was unable to play due to bacterial infection?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Dugan missed six weeks with a yeast infection didn't he?

 

[Suitman]

Didn't Joel Monaghan get some sort of canine venereal disease? That would be classed as an infection, surely?

Suity

 

[T.S Quint]

when was the last time a player in any sport was unable to play due to bacterial infection?

Wasn't Shayne Dunley suffering from something like that?
Used it as an excuse to spit on other players?

 

[spiderdan]

Dugan missed six weeks with a yeast infection didn't he?

hahaa very harsh. different infection though.

this gel may be the new gimick sports product like those hologram bands.

 

[The Colonel]

when was the last time a player in any sport was unable to play due to bacterial infection?

Not sure about being unable to play but I remember a video of Etu Uaiasele having a boil on his leg unpacked that was pretty ordinary. A lot of players pick up infections on a regular basis.

 

[greena]

I recall Mick Pattison picking up an infection from the SCG. He was man of the match in the semi and then missed out on the following weeks game with the infection.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

A gardener in the Illawarra died about two years ago from getting an infection from a cut from a date palm

 

[born an eel]

steps like this will need to be taken with us sharing the ground with the wanderers.

I hope they also give the seats a good going over for the safety of fans.

 

[spiderdan]

So in a nutshell, bacterial infections very rarely cause sportspeople to miss playing.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

A gardener in the Illawarra died about two years ago from getting an infection from a cut from a date palm

Hoppa senior missed a number of weeks for the same reason.

 

[parra pete]

Didn't Joel Monaghan get some sort of canine venereal disease? That would be classed as an infection, surely?

Suity

No, the dog's name was JACK...

 

[Stagger eel]

I'm hearing guru has already had a setback in his come back, he apparently tore his hammy pretty badly..