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  1. Matraville Eel

    Take the Hayne Train to Newcastle this Saturday!

    Will there be any homeless merkins sleeping on this train?
  2. Matraville Eel

    OT: ASADA and Drugs in NRL

    I know plenty of joints where you can get "substantial assistance" for $20
  3. Matraville Eel

    Crap

    Hello member lady, do you like overweight unemployed ex-cons who live in their aunties housing commission flat?
  4. Matraville Eel

    Crap

    Wow! I still can't believe it. A real life female on the internet.
  5. Matraville Eel

    Crap

    Do you like 3P?
  6. Matraville Eel

    The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

    I am not that muppet, I am Casper's uncle.
  7. Matraville Eel

    The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

    I heard you prefer teeth in an anoos.
  8. Matraville Eel

    OT - Actor Robin Williams dead

    I didn't find him funny, always came across as a shit merkin with hands like a chimp.
  9. Matraville Eel

    Jarryd Hayne

    I like to organise midnight relations with anonymous men in Eastern suburbs public toilet blocks.
  10. Matraville Eel

    Jarryd Hayne

    I think it's great. Vaginas sicken me.
  11. Matraville Eel

    Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

    Falou is clearly daydreaming rather than paying attention to the job at hand. Last thing we need is more homesick god-bothering islanders.
  12. Matraville Eel

    Injury Updates

    Back in my day we had meaningful tats. Like teardrops, barbed wire and anchors.
  13. Matraville Eel

    The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

    I like to read my neighbours mail.
  14. Matraville Eel

    Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

    O'Meley
  15. Matraville Eel

    The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

    Probably a Rabbitohs sock, you grub.
  16. Matraville Eel

    The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

    I heard you utilise a codpiece. #malabarhasasmallpenis
  17. Matraville Eel

    Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

    Shutup underscore
  18. Matraville Eel

    Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

    $50 on flipped his lid, which is a euphemism for having a pull.
  19. Matraville Eel

    Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

    Go easy on Avenger, it can't be easy being that much better than everyone else.
  20. Matraville Eel

    Ch9 lobbying to re-schedule Eels matches

    Great bloke

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