12th Man Thread

[IanG]

No doubt that Billy Birmingham is a comedic genius

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Also non cricket related
Daryl: Pearce off Jack, Gibbs om
Jack: What did you f*ckin say?
Daryl: Pearce off Jack, Gibbs on
Jack: Dont tell me to piss off...whack
Daryl: Hoh Hohh, Big Jack's king hit me, and i've gone crashing to the deck

Mike Gibson: Unfortunately with big Daryl down for the count, Jack took over the commentary for the final 10 minutes and we wouldnt want anyone sit through that.

MG: Yeah it was a great win up and by gee by jingo's Ian thank christ they didnt show us Jack Gibson commentating

Ian Chappell: yes Mike thank christ they didnt show us Jack Gibson commentating

MG: Hey listen Ian what would you say if I told you, you repeat everything I say.

IC: Oh well, I dunno Mike, what would I say If you told me I....

MG: Yeah I thought you might say that.

 

[choc_soldier]

Some comedic gold on the new one... the Alan Jones interview is my favourite...

 

[willvillain]

I love the bit with Andrew G - just for Heals! His voice and comments....had me in stitches.

Billy got Jones pretty spot on though!

 

[Sanchez]

this is some funny sh*t.love it

 

[IanG]

Like his commentary on teh Head 2 Head Stick Cricket Game too

 

[azza]

Some comedic gold on the new one... the Alan Jones interview is my favourite...

Prostate mate :lol:

 

[Tom Shines]

Sta... sta... Stacey Jones
Frances Meli and Sois Italy
Jerry Seu Seu
I see you too Jerry Jerry
Wantany Tomata
No I'm Okayta

 

[Sanchez]

love it

 

[IanG]

I look forward to hearing the new one

 

[choc_soldier]

Prostate mate :lol:

Bill Lawry not knowing the difference between a live ad and a personal question...

:lol:

 

[Collingwood Storm]

little chipavitch over the topavitch.

bruce f**koffyabitch it's a goal.

2 nilski australia
england in deep sh*tski

ucantski, icanski, noucantski, socansheski, wecanallski

lostmyhouseki, diggaditch, sonofabitch, filyaeski

 

[choc_soldier]

Wide ball for the Australian substitute Smith... I hope I pronounced his name correctly.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Max Walker is the best

When he belts Ken

Cant let, bloody male model from Mudgee, rob me off my rightful place, on the commentary, f**king, team *applies gaffer tape to Kens mouth*

Max- Hello

Ricthie- Max what are you doing answering Kens phone

Max- I think you've made a mistake Ritchie, you've dialled my number

Ritchie- bullsh*t i haven't got your number, wheres ken

Max- Yeah thats right

Ritchie- Whats f**king right Max you dipsh*t

Max- Yeah thats ok

Ritchie- Whats f**king ok!

Max- Ok bye

Ritchie- Dont you f**king hang up Max * hangs up*



-Yeah i knew this huge f**king snozza would come in handy oneday

-I think they call it smokey silver

Love Max

 

[fat_mike]

lol just been listening to max walker.

"dont go back we'll be right away,"

*music plays and you can just make out max saying " what'd i just say then"

lol f**king love it.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

hahahaha

*Phone rings*

Max- Hello

Ritchie- Max

Max- Yeah

Ritchie- Ritchie Benaud

Max- Yeah who is it

Ritchie- Max it's me Ritchie Benaud

Max- Yeah bullsh*t who is it

Ritchie- Max shut the f**k up you dopey bastard, its me Ritchie benaud

Max- Ritchie, it is you, long time no hear

Ritchie- Well it hasn't been long enough as far as im concerned

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Fried world of sports?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Gotta love Maxs devilish ways.

 

[Collingwood Storm]

the 2 chinese swimmers....We Do Ping and Yei We Won

the koreans Gon Sho Ping and Ful Car Park

and at the back of the field is the swede...Lars Person

 

[IanG]

Just got a copy of Boned! today and listened to it. Talk about a piss funny CD. Man I couldn't stop cracking up. Also got a few of his back albums. (Ones I didn't have on CD)

Here's an update of a recording.

"It's a Compact Disc Ya' Wanker. Tell Him To Get On With It"