Welcome to the kitchen love!
Thanks pet, Maaaaaarvelous to be joining you here in the kitchen, for the first time today.
(toast pops) whadda catch! What a catch! Marvelous effort that.
I will be back here in the kitchen in just a few hours, and I look forward to your company then.
The aussie bowlers are certainy pitching the ball, right on the button - the car alarm button of Tony's f****ing car keys, protruding out of the pitch prouder than a honey mooner's d**k.
I don't know about the bowlers holding the key, I think they are just aiming for them and that is why the ball is keeping low...
Oh come on Bill, Hughes is a good player but you could hardly call him a tremendous athlete, and most of the guts he has shown this summer have been hanging out of that skin tight aussie jumper of his.
What about big merve
well yes maybe
he's a hero this man
oh come on turn it up Bill
that's a bit rude
well he's got a lot of guts
because he eats too much food