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12th Man Thread

choc_soldier

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Bill: Hey Richie, check these out...
Richie: What's that Bill?
Bill: Puma pants
Richie: Ahh... well, wash them out Bill, but hurry please
Bill: *laughs* Nah, they're made by Puma, I bought them yesterday
 

Notell

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1. Gibbo: I'll be tinkling the old ivories, Chappelli will probably be doing the same, and Bear, want to tell us all what you'll be playing?
Ian Maurice: Thax

General laughter

2. Johnny Tapp"......... and oh s&^t Kenny I've forgotten to take a breath"
Explosion
Chappell (thinking he is off air): He's f&*(ing what?
Chappell: Well, Johnny Tapp appears to have - er - blown up there at Rosehill and - er - Gibbo that's a bit of -er - bad luck there for Tappy.
Gibson: Yeah! And the call was going so well too!
Chappell: Yes. It was.
Gibson: Yeah! Anyway, stiff sh^t, and we'll bring you the results of race 5 from Rosehill a little later on in the program.
 

IanG

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Mrs Richie: Oh not the middle stump.

Just love how Billy has this ability to make cricket jargon sound like sexual inuendo
 

IanG

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Also did anybody hear him being interviewed on 2SM's Talkin' Sport? On Boned! Apparently because of the restrictions of the amount you can fit on a CD he had to cut out about 20 minutes of material.
 

IanG

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Collingwood Storm said:
yeah so can we whip the bails off

ah...ah...ah...ah....over
LOL

BILL: And McGrath's gone down quicker than an AC/DC Groupy.

I just wonder what the explosions were? I assume it was suppose to dipict Richie blowing his stack.
 

IanG

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RICHIE: Ah yeah could someone turn the record over please for f**k sake!
MAN: It's a cassette/Compact Disc ya' wanker tellhim to get on with it
 

President Lee

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Welcome to the kitchen love!
Thanks pet, Maaaaaarvelous to be joining you here in the kitchen, for the first time today.
(toast pops) whadda catch! What a catch! Marvelous effort that.
I will be back here in the kitchen in just a few hours, and I look forward to your company then.

The aussie bowlers are certainy pitching the ball, right on the button - the car alarm button of Tony's f****ing car keys, protruding out of the pitch prouder than a honey mooner's d**k.

I don't know about the bowlers holding the key, I think they are just aiming for them and that is why the ball is keeping low...

Oh come on Bill, Hughes is a good player but you could hardly call him a tremendous athlete, and most of the guts he has shown this summer have been hanging out of that skin tight aussie jumper of his.

What about big merve
well yes maybe
he's a hero this man
oh come on turn it up Bill
that's a bit rude
well he's got a lot of guts
because he eats too much food
 

Timmah

LeagueUnlimited News Editor
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The new one:

Hey what about Merv
I don't think so Bill
He's a hero Big Merv
Well he might be to you
And he showed a lot of guts
Cuz he ate too much food
Don't go dissin big Merv ya dropkick
Ah Blow it out your orrrrrse
 

IanG

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RICHIE: And for Pakistan their task has been made harder without their skipper Imran Khan, who was left out of this side cause his name was just a little too hard to take the piss out of.
 

IanG

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Sanchez said:
all that stuff about muttiahs really flat and hes been up all night chucking was funny
What one's that off Sanchez? I heard a part of it on the Greatest Hit CD I got at KFC a few seasons ago.
 

Sanchez

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still the 12th man or 12th man again
i think its on the bonus track bit
i only brought them recently
 

IanG

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Sanchez said:
still the 12th man or 12th man again
i think its on the bonus track bit
i only brought them recently
Ah ok thats why I haven't heard it
Only have the original release of Still The 12th Man which is all one bloody track
 

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