1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[Hutty1986]

Buttler should be looking to hammer the bald nuffy here

 

[Bazal]

Reckon Buttler will smack the Baldy Goat, or have a slash and hole out like a chump?

 

[hineyrulz]

Surely Lyon should be now labelled right arm slow bald???

 

[Hutty1986]

As expected, outside of the two thoroughbreds, our attack not looking much choppy chop

 

[Bazal]

Give the goat a wanger...

 

[hineyrulz]

Stick that up your arse Warne.

 

[_snafu_]

Take that.

 

[Bazal]

And once again Starcy gets a big wicket with the Plastic Faced Prostate Polyp in the box.

Sometimes the universe just gets it right, you know?

 

[_snafu_]

What are the chances of Australia being bowled out today as well.

 

[Hutty1986]

2 features on the Starc pokie!

 

[mave]

Warnie reckons the match is evenly poised.

Head and Harris agree.

 

[Bazal]

Lol Warnie

Match is 'evenly poised' at 6/112. But what if you add 2/20?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Enter Lord Woakes. Now the battle for the Ashes really starts.

 

[jargan83]

Shane Warne saying that was a good ball from Starc sounded like he'd rather be eating a bowl of glass.

 

[Fangs]

Starc doing well today.

Bowls plenty of pies but so did Johnson. Picked up a lot of piss weak wickets with batsman chasing his wider deliveries.

 

[Meth]

Enter the greatest #8 of all time- big moment

 

[Meth]

Warne's petty distain for Starc is out of control

 

[_snafu_]

Warne's petty distain for Starc is out of control

It's pathetic really.

 

[_snafu_]

Ian Chappell is talking about his horse blanket...

 

[Hutty1986]

Nathan Lyon may never get another wicket ever again