1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[jargan83]

Those clouds aren't looking too friendly

 

[Meth]

He’s actually caught the ball which puts him ahead of Wade. His lack of chat is a major concern though

England would be all out and the GOAT would have his 400th wicket if he just bellowed out a 'nice Gary'

 

[Meth]

Those clouds aren't looking too friendly

unless you're English

 

[hineyrulz]

Captain Dreamboat

 

[Meth]

Cummins leading from the front.

 

[Bazal]

Patty boi!

 

[mozza91]

Enter the cuck

 

[Sphagnum]

Pat Cummins must get so much pussy. It’s not even fair on us mere mortals. Surely his hair falls out at some point to bring him back to the field slightly.

 

[hineyrulz]

pity wicket for the BOAT coming up.

 

[jargan83]

Give Woakes the single then we have Bald vs Bald

 

[Eelectrica]

Wow, this rain on the GC. It's insane.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This bald merkin given pity wickets now.

 

[blaza88z]

Big Haydos talking to Beefy like he would talk to Symonds after a few coldies

 

[Bazal]

I'd this bald Merkin can't get a bald man with glasses and a Warhammer collection out for his 400th he may as well retire at stumps

 

[hineyrulz]

Throw it up you bald plodder.

 

[Meth]

Seriously, a wicket is a wicket. But would you want your 400th wicket to be Jack Leach?

 

[Bazal]

Seriously, a wicket is a wicket. But would you want your 400th wicket to be Jack Leach?

On form I'm not sure the alien looking baldy can do any better

 

[Sphagnum]

Get on patty to ton up and make a bird of his captaincy debut.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Patrick Cummins is so prominent in my wank bank these days.

 

[Bazal]

Now that's a bowler!

Five for Patty, nil for nanny goat