1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[hineyrulz]

Nathan Lyon is going to be on 399 wickets until 2031

He might be old enough then for the Parra footy club. He has the right amount of hair on top.

 

[Hutty1986]

Carn you cavalcade of cucks, time to break this partnership

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

I wonder if Lyon will get his 400th wicket this series

Or this decade....

 

[Hutty1986]

He might be old enough then for the Parra footy club. He has the right amount of hair on top.

Captain coach for 5 years? Then saints will sign him for 700k a season

 

[TheParraboy]

Nathan Lyon is going to be on 399 wickets until 2031

Main thing is (everytime he gets interviewed he says this)
He loves playing for Australia k-ching $$

 

[Sphagnum]

Every time I see some old bald merkin in the crowd I just assume that it’s @hineyrulz

 

[Hutty1986]

Every time I see some old bald merkin in the crowd I just assume that it’s @hineyrulz

Does he have a Chris Sandow parra jersey on, and drinking from a brown paper bag? If so, that's him.

 

[TheParraboy]

Lyon is obviously setting the batsman up nicely, great strategy...

 

[hineyrulz]

Junior calling out the BOAT and his horrid field placings and tactics.

 

[Hutty1986]

Poms will be loving having shitty starc and the bald cuck pig at the other end. Fill your boots time.

 

[roofromoz]

Something tells me that his ex-wife and mother to his kids gives no fks about him being stranded on 399.

 

[some11]

So England decided to turn up.

 

[hineyrulz]

"Bald cuck pig". Bahahahahahahahaha

 

[Sphagnum]

Does he have a Chris Sandow parra jersey on, and drinking from a brown paper bag? If so, that's him.

Yeah. There’s tomato sauce all over it too

 

[roofromoz]

"Bald cuck pig". Bahahahahahahahaha

As tweeted by the Grade Cricketer?

 

[Bazal]

Yeah. There’s tomato sauce all over it too

Fun fact - @hineyrulz is actually drinking Heinz Big Red out of that paper bag.

No one quite knows why

 

[hineyrulz]

Hobart have the 5th test by the looks, Plastic face is pissed.

 

[Bazal]

Here goes Warnie.

f**k off mate Melbourne gets games every f**king year eat a massive rooster

 

[Hutty1986]

This is embarrassing. Get these two passengers off ffs

 

[hineyrulz]

Cry a bit more you plastic faced f**kwit.