1st T20: Australia v West Indies @ Bellerive Hobart Feb 9, 2024

[jargan83]

I think CA has instructed the selectors to select a team which will not flog the WI, and perhaps even give WI a chance to win.

If that was the case, I would just select Dragons players - guaranteed baldness.

Mary as coach - Runs from boundaries don't count.

 

[TheParraboy]

This side has some serious power right to no8

one or two tee off we get 220+


Australia David Warner, Josh Inglis, Mitchell Marsh (c), Glenn Maxwell, Marcus Stoinis, Tim David, Matthew Wade (wk), Sean Abbott, Adam Zampa, Jason Behrendorff, Josh Hazlewood

 

[TheParraboy]

WI win toss and we are batting

Lets go

 

[hineyrulz]

This Aussie side is older than the Golden girls.

 

[TheParraboy]

Davey carving em up
17* 8 balls

 

[TheParraboy]

Davey 21* 10 balls

Aust 0/23 - 2 overs

 

[hineyrulz]

Holder bowling some poo.

 

[TheParraboy]

Davey 31* 12 balls

 

[_snafu_]

I reckon LU could field a shitposters eleven who could beat WI.

 

[hineyrulz]

record score coming up.

 

[hineyrulz]

With Inglis in the side WTF is Matty Wade needed for???


Surely Fraser McDerp would be worth another crack???

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Are the selectors on drugs? Wade is a better keeper than Inglis? Stanley from the golden girls is a better keeper than Wade and he's bald and dead.

 

[hineyrulz]

Inglis swatted that like his namesake swatted Jamie Soward.

 

[TheParraboy]

Wadey may not get a bat 'sniff'

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Enough to declare I think.

 

[TheParraboy]

0/77 - 6 overs

 

[_snafu_]

Poo-ran has been taking tips from Wadey.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ish talking about accessing all area's

 

[TheParraboy]

Davey 50* - 22 balls

onya son..

 

[hineyrulz]

Ohhhhhhhh maaaaaahhhhhhhnnn!!!!!


Harsh call there.