1st Test: Australia v India at Adelaide Dec 6-10 2018 - INDIA WIN BY 31 RUNS

[tumbidragon]

Be surprised if we pull another 30 runs out of the tail. Beautiful seam though.

 

[Bazal]

If he plays a shot it's not out.

Exactly. He doesn't even have to hit it, just play something approximating a shot.

 

[Hutty1986]

Show us your awesome derp slogging starcy

 

[Bazal]

Show us your awesome derp slogging starcy

He might as well. That's his game, so play it.

Not his job to to what the top order couldn't. Hit us a quick 30 son.

 

[tumbidragon]

He might as well. That's his game, so play it.

Not his job to to what the top order couldn't. Hit us a quick 30 son.

New ball, so why not try grab a few sneaky boundaries...

 

[Bazal]

Also, can one of these umpires nut up and talk to these merkins about excessive appealing?

 

[jargan83]

Pat Cummins, still a better batsman than Shaun Marsh.

 

[hineyrulz]

Show us your awesome derp slogging starcy

Go hard son!!! Like Lesbian Train at Singapore later tonight.

 

[hineyrulz]

Pat Cummins, still a better batsman than Shaun Marsh.

He made double figures something Darsh hasn't been able to do since March.

 

[Hutty1986]

Go hard son!!! Like Lesbian Train at Singapore later tonight.

Sounds more like one of my redtube searches tbh

 

[simmo1]

Offie bowling in sunnies with the new ball - put him over the fence.

 

[Bazal]

Go hard son!!! Like Lesbian Train at Singapore later tonight.

Go as hard as Lesbian Train on he and AGs wedding night

 

[hineyrulz]

Sounds more like one of my redtube searches tbh

Nurumassage FTW!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Go as hard as Lesbian Train on he and AGs wedding night

the scissoring will be quite brutal.

 

[jargan83]

Go as hard as Lesbian Train on he and AGs wedding night

Scissor me timbers!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Appeals should be howzat!!

It should have been cracked down on a long time ago.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pat Cummins, still a better batsman than Shaun Marsh.

Patti Newton is a better bat than Shaun Marsh

 

[Hutty1986]

Nurumassage FTW!!!

Asa Akira may not be qualified in a medical sense, but she seems to be very good at what she does.

 

[hineyrulz]

LOL Starcy going the tonk.

 

[jargan83]

From Cricinfo:

Ashwin to Starc, 2 runs, slices this up and just over Ishant at back point! It was a big swing, he sliced the edge bit Ishant wasn't sharp enough getting back

Ishant strikes me a someone barely sharp enough to tie his laces in the morning. If he wasn't good at Cricket he'd be a hobo somewhere on the streets of India.