1st Test: Australia v India at Adelaide Dec 6-10 2018 - INDIA WIN BY 31 RUNS

[no name]

Whateley and Craddock on a tv show together?
Holy f**k, who’s genius idea was that.
Two of the most pompous wankers to grace our screens.

 

[hineyrulz]

Whateley and Craddock on a tv show together?
Holy f**k, who’s genius idea was that.
Two of the most pompous wankers to grace our screens.

Turd Sandwich and and Giant Douche all over again.

 

[lockyno1]

I love this pitch. It’s a million times better than the roads we have produced

 

[hineyrulz]

Mark Howard just having to bring up AFL.

Its a Victorian thing. Like being shit at Cricket.

 

[Eelectrica]

I love this pitch. It’s a million times better than the roads we have produced

Watch India take a 500 run first innings lead over the weekend. Sunday afternoon declaration, and then a great aussie collapse on Monday.

On the bright side, SMarsh will continue his streak of getting out in single figures. He could set a record that will never be broken. Good for him. Immortalized forever.

 

[herbert henry1908]

If Finch & Marsh fail again I’d go for a lineup like this in the second test

(I know Finch did well against Pakistan, but I honestly don’t think he has the footwork for test cricket)

Burns
Harris
Khawaja
Handscomb
Patterson
Head

 

[T-Boon]

Michael Clarke needs to offer to come out of retirement to save us if we only ask him.

 

[69-05-41]

We need a Marshmallow appreciation thread where we can discuss arse abscesses and the batting achievements of the great man. Congratulations on being the first Australian 'batsman' in 130 years to string together six consecutive single-digit Test scores.

 

[T-Boon]

I'd go:
Burns
Renshaw
Kawaja
Steve Smith
Handscomb
Head
Neville
Cummins
Stark
Lyon
Hazelwood

 

[undertaker]

Definitely two paced, not many shots played down the ground.

With that said, Adelaide Oval does have the longest straight boundaries in the world (well, at least it did when the boundary was the fence, but even then, can't think of too many other grounds with 90 yard straight boundaries to the rope)

 

[umina panther]

I can feel a 100+ run lead coming up by lunch. Go the tonk boys

 

[blaza88z]

Brilliant from Travis Head, only batter today who tried to swing momentum in our favour

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

We need a Marshmallow appreciation thread where we can discuss arse abscesses and the batting achievements of the great man. Congratulations on being the first Australian 'batsman' in 130 years to string together six consecutive single-digit Test scores.

Comments like this remind me how unfair it was the great Rob of Quiney never got more chances. He could've beaten that record with two hands tied behind his thigh guard.

 

[typicalfan]

If Marsh was playing instead of Head we'd probably be bowling right now.

 

[Incorrect]

I'd go:
Burns
Renshaw
Kawaja
Steve Smith
Handscomb
Head
Neville
Cummins
Stark
Lyon
Hazelwood

Ummmm, Where's Marsh?? Be it Marsh the Mitch or Marsh the Shaun, the future of Aus cricket needs a Marsh... Talented boys don't you know....

 

[tomdl]

O’keefe just locked Harris in for the Ashes after making 26 in his debut innings. Lmao settle down Kerry

 

[Incorrect]

O’keefe just locked Harris in for the Ashes after making 26 in his debut innings. Lmao settle down Kerry

On Renshaw's non Australian conditions form and his past English summer form he should be there with Harris.... Maybe. Just not Finch.... Would be happy to see Harris and Renshaw given a red hot crack in front of Finch and OLED ever again at the top of the order....

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Whateley and Craddock on a tv show together?
Holy f**k, who’s genius idea was that.
Two of the most pompous wankers to grace our screens.

Would there be a lower rated show on all of TV?

 

[Hutty1986]

On Renshaw's non Australian conditions form and his past English summer form he should be there with Harris.... Maybe. Just not Finch.... Would be happy to see Harris and Renshaw given a red hot crack in front of Finch and OLED ever again at the top of the order....

Warner should and will absolutely waltz straight back into this woeful rabble

 

[_snafu_]

Don’t we have have any batsmen in Australia that can perform?

Twizzle, Bazal, hineyrulz, Matt23, Hutty1986?

Step up you merkins!